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| UNCONTROLED NOTHINGTODOISM | |||||||||||
| I have stumbled upon a mental disorder that i have called uncontrolled nothingtodoism. This disorder is commonly found in people in the ages 16 to 27. These people tend to have an unstable sleeping patern, drug problems, eating disorders,or sexual disfigurations. The carriers of this disorder tend to sit around (or drive) and accomplish absolutely nothing for extended periods of time. As you can see from the the chart, levels of brain stimulation in the infected are substantualy low compared to other people. There are ways to cure this disorder, yet they are still unsanctioned by the food and drug administration (FDA). The most common way to treat uncontrolled nothingtodoism is attempt to stimulate the patient with alcohal in crowded areas of people. This way, the patient can attempt to start conversations, physical activites, and posibly relationships. With prolonged exposure to these surroundings the patient can slowly overcome their disorder. Other treatments include becomming employeed, engaging in sexual conduct (of the patients orientation), and one of the most radical choices.... realizing that he/she is not as pathetic of a loser as Nick Jacobs. |
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| The brain levels of normal people and UN carriers | |||||||||||
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