Stands up in front of crowd...
"Hi. My name is Jodie, and I'm a Luby."
Crowd answers, "Hi Jodie!"
...And the rest of the world says, "What the heck is a Luby?"
Please read my Fanfiction!
Pirate Abby (note, this fic is rated NC-17)
The Storm (note, this fic is rated NC-17)