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| "ANOTHER USE FOR AN ELEVATOR" An old mountaineer and his son went into the city for the first time. While admiring the modern building they were in, they saw an elevator door open, and an old lady stepped in, and the doors closed. Soon another elevator opened its doors and a beautiful young blonde stepped out, and the doors closed. The old mountaineer couldn't believe his eyes, and walking over to his son, he said, "Son, you stay right here until I come back. I'm going home to get your Mother, and run her through that machine!" |
| "A PREACHER'S SON BECOMES VERY FRUSTRATED" A pastor and his family moved into a neighborhood next door to a cantankerous kid who used a lot of curse words and ALWAYS tried to bully his little boy around. One day, after a heated argument between the two kids, the neighbor kid used a lot of intimidating curse words during the fight...and not knowing any curse words, the preacher's son became very frustrated and yelled back to his unfriendly neighbor and said, "You-you-you board member!" |
| "THE UNETHICAL HOUSE PAINTER" An unethical house painter was hired to paint a Baptist church, and as usual he thinned the paint until it looked like water. After he finished painting the church, a torrentian rainstorm came and washed most of the paint off. Then all of a sudden, tha sun came out brightly and a voice that seemed to be coming out of the sky said to the painter... "Repent, Repaint, and go and THIN no more!" Check This Out: Budget: Comes from the French word "bougrtte" which means a small bag, which is what the taxpayer is left holding. America: A place where we jump traffic lights to save seconds, and wait patiently for hours on the first tee. Egotist: One who is always Me-deep in conversation. Average: The best of the lousy and the lousiest of the best. Divorce: A vow tied with a slipknot. |
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