COLLEGE LIFE
To each person their own.....
OUR COLLEGES
College RULES Because.....
It's the only party your parents are willing to pay for
Weekends start on Wednesday ( At least at York)
SPRING BREAK!!!!
Avoid the real world and getting a job for 4 to 5 years
Friends all over the US
Your highest average is your blood alcohol level
No one wakes up before noon or goes to bed before 2 am
ROAD TRIPS!!!!!
THE GREAT DEBATE
TO STAY HOME OR TO GO AWAY
HOME TEAM
AWAY TEAM
Have a real job...you aren't working on campus
Get a chace to expierence something different
Don't need to shower with flip flops on your feet
Meet people from across the country
No annoying roommate to deal with
Become involved in organisations
Freedom, to do whatever you like to do.
Sweet Freedom..ah yes..no parents, no rules, no limits
No roots..when its time to leave the 'nest' you really can
Don't need to drive to class...unless its really cold out :-)
LIKES N' GRIPES
Doodle Fern
on SJU
LIKES OF ST. JOHNS
10. Charlie Brown Christmas tree
9. French fry truck ( 18-wheeler)
8. Fun new cafe. with Ice Cream!
7. Dorm Chick/Volleyball Chick
6. Wrap man w/ chill pepper pants +beret
5. The squirrels
4. "Blondes have more fun."
3. My Valentine
2. Mocking Material
1a. Neeeeeena!
1. My Baseball boy
Limbo Fern
on Hofstra
DISLIKES OF HOFSTRA
10. The Textbook God
9. Nisa-Tribal Whore
8. 4 Semester Spanish Requirement
7. The Hofstra Un. "Star" System
6. Memorial Hall
5. Stalkers-Please leave me alone
4. The squirrels
3. Public Saftey-Just run me over why
don't you-Oh know you are wanted
by public saftey
2. Clueless drivers-My lane
1. Parking in bumble
Young Fern
on Marist
*Note: There are no likes of Hofstra. One exception to this is the Unispan and the really long January Intersession Break!
DISLIKES OF MARIST COLLEGE
10. We live near a place called Fishkill...enough said
9. The squirrels ( I actually have no problem with them, but
I had to put them on cause I didn't want to feel left out
8. The fact that it snows 17 thousand feet in April.....
7. They make you pick a major and then they won't let you
get into any of the classes you need..yeah 2 classes
6. $500 spent on textbooks..oh yeah love that!
5. The registar should die...thanks for making me go to
Add/Drop everytime its offered
4 The stupid idiot boy who decided to 'analyze' me an
mess with my head
3. Freakin' housing...single in Champagnat all the way!
2. Security- Yes I do love having random guys come in my
room and try to sleep with me
1. Is there anything worthwhile about this school? I am
all for the midwest.
Jock Fern
on YCP
DISLIKES OF YORK COLLEGE
10. Cancelled Minor- Thanks for telling me
9. On Probation- FOR WHAT??????
8. Housemates-one in particular is a ass (bye cable)
7. Its a tree, a tree....splat!
6. You want more money???????
5. Working at the library (shelf reading in particular)
4. I am homeless cause you didn't get my check? Huh?
3-2. Mockable people-Oh there is alot (I dated most of them too)
1. The whole damn College--Midwest schools
here I am!
*Some exceptions are my new land lords name, Chino, and my new housemates (they aren't exactly new), my girls Steph and Brooke! And Phi Sig's 2000 FORMAL!!!!
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