My dog is cute. She's pretty to boot. She acts kinda stupid sometimes though. Like, she thinks she's fat or something. Every now and then, her back legs give out or something, for a day. It's sad. And sometimes, she thinks the green carpet in our living room is grass or something, cuz she poops on it all the time. She's scared of cats too. Once, we were taking care of a cat for a few weeks, and Jazz barked at it for an hour the first day. The next morning, she started again, but I guess she got to close to the cat or something cuz the silly gato scratched Jazz on the nose. Ever since then, she just barks at cats, but never goes near them. She gets scared easily too. She'll bark at people, but once she gets close, she stops and justs sniffs them. She's weird like that. But maybe she's just old. We've had her for nine years now. But she was always like that, even as a puppy. She used to fit in my mom's cupped hands as a baby. She was so cute! We used to step on her a lot. Not on purpose, but she was tiny, and she always got in the way if you were walking. Now she's just lazy. If the doorbell rings, she'll bark, but not move from her spot on the couch. It's weird, but she's my puppy. She's a purebred cockerspaniel too. I just call her a mutt.