You wake up, look around your surroundings. You're getting used to this. Is that a good or bad thing?
"It's a good thing. She wants you like that."
Turning toward the voice makes you come face to face with a mirror. Simple looking, with silver framing it's circle shape. But something's odd...the glass, it's...
"Yes, it's too shiny. I know, I know. And yes, I AM
you."
Well isn't that odd...
"Not nearly as odd as you." A deep voice says this, mirth hidden deep in there.
"If it's hidden, then how can you tell? I mean, you don't even know him!"
You have a point. You don't know this guy in the spandex shorts and green tank top. But you sure wanna!
"Stop these dirty thoughts about MY husband!" Ew.
That voice...it's familiar..kinda like a childhood
nightmare returning. Oh! It's Relina. So the boy must be...
"But Heero! I proposed! We were meant to be together!" EWWWWWWW!!!!!!
"I already told you! Me and Duo got married in Vermont TWO YEARS AGO!!!!!! Go screw Dorothy!!!!"
Heero was getting pissed, in case you didn't know.
"ZOOOOORRRRRRROOOO!!!!!"
The masked man screamed and slammed himself into the mirror. Ack! You're shattering!!! Danger Will Robinson!!!!!! Danger!!!!! Dive Dive!!!!!! Abandon ship!!!!!! Abandon Ship!!!!! All cute guys in that same lifeboat as me!!!! Hurry!! Curse you Steam Boat Willy!!!!! CCCUUUURRRRSSSEEE YYYYOOOOUUUU!!!!!!
"Eh, I'm cool!"
Don't open your eyes. You know who that voice belongs to.
"Wake up! I know you can dance!"
Well, damn! Now you're on a dance floor, grooving to some good trance. Wow. You didn't know you could dance so well.
"I just knew it." Shit, when she get so close to your ear? Still, if you don't open your eyes, maybe she'll get bored. Is she giggling?
"How can I get bored with an imaginary person?"
You opened your eyes. You're just in your room, staring at a computer screen.
Imaginary, huh? Like the Sleeping King in Alice's Adventures, how do you know if I'm just dreaming you up? You know, all Matrix style on ya...Guess you don't, do ya?