Bad Girls Quotes
These are just quotes from the comics that I think are funny. Enjoy, and if there's a quote from the comics that you think I should add, email it to me and I'll consider it! ^_^
Issue #1: Girl Power
Lauren - "But didn't I hate them ten minutes ago? Am I betraying my principles if I go? and what am I going to wear?"
Simone - "If it wasn't for prefab fun, this town wouldn't have any fun at all, unless you count hanging out behind the liposuction clinic and watching the tanker trucks empty the vats."
Ronald - "-- you could have a costume and a hotline and everything!"
Tiffany - "I spent a fortune on Rodeo Drive for this dress, and I won't stand for any cheap knockoffs!"
Issue #2: Party Girls
Tiffany - "First of all, she IS a slut. Second, it could have been worse... It could have been YOU!"
Ronald - "This is so cool... Lauren's jealous! But if she and Jessica start fighting over me, that would be... EVEN COOLER! Like that beer commercial!"
Brittany - "That was way better than a FAKE drivers license!"
Destinee - "Maybe... But my way's FREE!"
Simone - "So what's a good hostess gift for this kind of get-together? "Cause i'm thinking disaster insurance."
Issue #3: Mindfield
Lauren - "Okay, my bad. No more shower references. I forgot that 'pervert' was another word for 'boy'."
Ronald - "Why can't a woman be more like a rat?"
Lauren - "I can read your mind."
Simone - "Sure. What am I thinking now?"
Lauren - "'My hovercraft is full of eels'? What does that mean?"
Simone - "Woah..."
Janice (hot saleswoman) - "Have you found anything you like?"
Destinee - "Oh yeah, I think I'll take... ALL OF IT."
Issue #4: Girl, Intercepted
some guy - "Woah-- The freaks walk among us!"
Lauren - "Trust me-- skip the salisbury steak today."
Trevor - "Geez! Tiff was all over me behind the gym at lunch, and now she ditches me. Girls-- who can figure 'em?"
Lauren - "Thanks Trevor! And if it's any comfort, we can't figure you guys out either!"
Ashley(after knocking Lauren out a window) - "Oops."
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