Maid Service part 1

A Ronin Warriors fanfic by Jobee.  Disclaimer: I don’t own any of the Ronin Warriors or Mia Koji.  Warning: Implied homosexuality, but no sex or kissing or stuff like that.

 

“AAAAHHH!” Touma screamed. “You!  You did this!  You will pay!”

“Chill out man, it’s only a book,” Kento winced.  “I can replace it.”

 

Mouri heard yelling from the living room and rolled his eyes.  The other boys were so temperamental that this house was rarely quiet.  He put down the sandwiches he was making for lunch, and went to see what the problem was this time.  When he got there, he found Touma bugging out over a freshly coffee stained novel.  Mouri’s eyes traced the stain down to his beautiful, cream-colored carpet.

 

“Really, Kento, you should try to be more careful,” Mouri sighed and picked up the overturned mug. 

“Why’s everybody ganging up on me?  It was an accident!”  Kento fumed, then stomped out of the room.

“Oh dear, Touma, could you please help me clean this mess up?” Mouri asked hopefully.

“Make the big guy do it himself!  He made the mess!”  Touma strode out onto the porch, hugging the wet book to his chest like a child.  Mouri sighed and went to get the carpet cleaner.

 

Touma sat on the porch and sulked.  He had to get this book special ordered.  After waiting two months for it to come in, he’d only had it for a week.  The clumsy jerk had seen and destroyed it in two seconds!  Touma rested his head on his knees.  He was being childish, so he tried to calm down.  He could always ask the guy at the bookstore if he had an extra in inventory.  Then, something hit him.  Lunchtime would be soon.

 

“DAMMIT!  DAMMIT!  DAMMIT!”  Kento pounded on his punching bag.  “Everybody gets so fussy over stupid crap!”  Then, something hit him.  Lunch would be soon.  Kento scrambled down the stairs and into the kitchen, but Mouri wasn’t in there, neither was lunch.  That was weird.  Mouri usually had made lunch at eleven, before Miss Koji could come and kick him out of her kitchen.  Mia Koji owned this house and let all five guys’ stay with her, despite how odd they all were.  Kento’s stomach growled, so he turned on his heels and went to find Mouri.

 

“Sarah, please don’t look at me like that.”

“Oh, big brother!”

 

Kento poked his head into the living room to find Mouri sitting next to the stain treated spot on the floor, watching TV.  Mouri had his hair tied up in a bandana and yellow rubber gloves on.  The room reeked of carpet cleaner.

 

“Hey, Mouri.  Sorry you had to clean all that up by yourself.  I was just angry, that’s all,” Kento explained, breaking Mouri’s trance.

 

“Oh! Kento, I didn’t notice you were there.  I’m sorry, but lunch isn’t done yet,” Mouri quickly got up and gathered the bad smelling dishtowels.  Then, he hustled into the kitchen to finish the tuna sandwiches.  Kento, feeling a little guilty, turned off the TV and followed Mouri. 

 

“We’re BACK!” Ryo hollered from Mia’s jeep.

“Hiya,” Touma waved, then looked down at his damaged book again.

“Aawww, what’s a matter?  I brought you a treat,” Ryo held out some brightly colored straws.

“PIXY STIX!”  Touma cheered and gratefully received the gift.  “Thanks Ryo.”

“You’d better save those for after lunch!” Mia Koji stepped out of her Jeep and carried some grocery bags to the door, “And since you two are already outside, go bring some bags in.”

 

“Kento, please get out of the way,” Mouri, exasperated, reached for the tuna he’d fixed up earlier.

“Lemme help,” Kento handed him the fish smelling bowl.  Then, he dug into the cabinets to find the dishes. He found the crackers instead.

“Kento, I can assure you that I’m doing just fine!  Please leave the kitchen!” Mouri tried to shoo him out.  Kento kept avoiding the door, then picked up the tuna bowl, and held it higher than Mouri’s reach.

“ALRIGHT! The jig is up! You two, get outta my kitchen!” Miss Koji pointed her index fingers at them like a sheriff in an old western.  “Put down the food and nobody gets hurt!”  Kento and Mouri glumly marched into the hallway and ran right into Ryo and Touma.  Touma just turned around and went into his room.

“Hi, Kento!  Hey, Mouri!” Ryo cheerfully greeted the two, but Kento looked in the direction Touma went off to.  He still must be cranky about the book.  Mouri smiled weakly then passed out on the couch.  “Kento, what’s wrong with Mouri?  He’s completely knocked out!”

“Uh, he’s just been doing housework all morning.”

 

“Boys?  Lunchtime!”  Mia hollered.  Ryo, Touma and Kento ran to the table like a heard of elephants.  “Where’s the other two?” Mia asked as she held out the tuna melts that she’d finished.

“Mouri’s takin’ a nap from doin’ housework, and Seiji’s …  well… he’s off in his own little world,” Touma explained before inhaling his lunch.  It wasn’t uncommon for Seiji to be outside, meditating, or something like that.  He had come to live with Mia Koji because his folks weren’t thrilled when their little boy denounced Christianity for Buddhism.  Everybody had come to Mia’s house for a reason.  Touma thought back to the decision he had to make.  There was no way he’d be able to look forward to college if he’d stayed at home.  It was kinda funny.  None of them were really delinquents, just unlucky.  He didn’t know why Mouri was here.  He seemed perfectly fine.  In fact, if it weren’t for his help around the house and stuff, Mia probably would have kicked them all out and sent them home.  Why was he living with them?  No one really asked each other why they’d come.

“You guys, I’m gonna go bring a sandwich to Mouri, ‘K?” Touma got up to leave.

“And I’ll bring one to Seiji,” Kento pushed his chair in.

“Just be sure not to eat it on the way there!” Touma smirked.

“Touma! You should be more polite,” Mia reprimanded him.

“Kento’s probably the only one who could knock Seiji out of his zombie-like state!” Ryo grinned.

 

A tall, blond boy was sitting in the center of the rock garden he’d been working on vigilantly since he moved in.  Now, he was enjoying it with senses other than his eyes.  The fragrance of his delicate flowers carried on the breeze.  The stones were cold and smooth.  He could feel the sunlight on his skin.  Then, the agitated sound of sand crushing under feet hit his ears.  They were heavy, so it was probably Kento.

“What do you want?” Seiji muttered in his regular monotone.

“Do all those rocks really help you?  I thought you got power from light,” Kento plopped down next to him.

“Light reflects off wet stones.”

“But they’re not wet!”

“They will be.”

“Whatever.  Here’s your lunch,” Kento put the paper plate on the ground, next to his companion.  “So, Umm…”

“Don’t you have a book to replace?” Seiji interrupted.

“How did you know that?” Kento stood up.

“I could hear you.  When I’m out here, I can hear almost anything in the house,” Seiji faced Kento and grinned evilly. 

“So, you’re siding with Touma?”

“Actually, I think you owe more to Mouri for the torment and work that you give him,” Seiji looked serious again.  “We’ll continue this discussion later.  Go find the book so Touma will shut up already, K?”

Kento huffed and went to the front yard.  Ryo was shooting hoops in the driveway, which was pretty big.  Mia Koji’s whole house was way oversized for one single woman.  It was originally made for two families, but they moved out.  It was a beautiful piece of property too, probably expensive.  This whole world didn’t make much sense.  Six people lived in that big house on a prime piece of property and only Mia Koji and Touma had jobs.  Kento had thought about getting a job, but didn’t know what he was good at.  While thinking about it, Kento climbed up a tree that arched over the driveway and caught the ball. 

“Kento!  Drop it here!” Ryo called to him.

“Go fetch!” Kento hollered down and threw the ball to the side.  It bounced out of Ryo’s reach, onto the porch and into the blue flowerbed, breaking the necks of the pretty, newborn bleeding hearts.  The two boys stared at the miniature atrocity for a moment and then looked at each other.

“Oops.”

“Those are Mia’s flowers, aren’t they?” Ryo almost asked himself, but outloud.  Today wasn’t going well at all.

 

“Hey, Mouri, it’s time to get up and have some lunch.” Touma gave the sleeping heap in the couch a little nudge.  A head of messy, chestnut hair peeped out of the blanket.

“Do I have to?”

“Come on, eating is NOT an option,” Touma shook him up again.  Thud!  Mouri sat upright and looked out the window.  A half-moon basketball could be seen at the windowsill.  Mia’s new flowers that she had gotten last month and struggled to nurse to health were in THAT window.  Mouri wordlessly stood up, and slowly walked outside onto the porch.  The two guiltiest faces he’d ever seen in his whole life stared back at him.  It was dead silent for a few minutes.

“Hey Mouri, do you know how to…”

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!  I CAN’T STAND ANY MORE OF THIS!  DO I LOOK LIKE YOUR BLOODY MAID?!?” Mouri shrieked and ran into the house.  Touma peeked his head out the door.

“Umm, what did you guys do?”

Ryo pointed at Kento, who pointed at the basketball, which sat in the flowerbed innocently.  The echo of slamming doors and stomping could be heard from the inner workings of the house.  A very flustered Mouri emerged from the house, suitcase in hand.

“Attention everyone!  I’m going on vacation and I’ll be back in a week. I left my celphone number next to the phone, but don’t call me.  I have a cassarole in the fridge for you to eat tonight.  Other than that, your on your own.  Good day!” Mouri accentuated his farewell with the slamming of the car trunk door.  Everyone stood dumfounded as he pulled out of the driveway, and zoomed down the road.

 

 

End of part 1

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