Chibi Sisters' Theatre 2
by Jobee and Arie on sugar
Disclaimer: We don't own Cheezits,Legolas, Anthy OR Teletubbies. We DO own ourselves and Cherry Pinger.
"Welcome beck to the show where we get an up close and personal view of the chibi sisters! I'm Cherry Pinger. Todays topic is (Change the name to Cherry fringer! No! Cherry springler? No! Cherry Cheezit? IT'S CHERRY PINGER DAMMIT!) Hey Quiet back there! I'm trying to do a show! Today's topic is..."
Suddenly, Arie runs across the screen to the sign and changes it to Churly Cheezit. Jobee ran after Arie with a butterfly net and gets Arie's head.
"Gotcha! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Stop dragging me!"
Jobee held on to dear life as the raging Arie rumbled backstage.
"Ahem! Today's topic is (cameramen scream backstage) brutal treatment of bishounen. Our first guest is Legolas, star of the blockbuster film, Lord of the Onion rings! Hey, wait a minute. Who wrote this?"
Cherry's question is ignored as the sexy tall elf strolls onto the stage looking very (catcalls) majestic. The audience cheers and girls scream. Cherry regains her composure.
"Well, Mr. Legolas, (he sits) You obviously fit the requirements for a bishounen! What brutal treatment have you gone through? What's your story?"
"What's your shoe size?" someone screams from the audience.
"What's your blood type?"
"Are you single?"
Legolas shifted uncomfortably and cleared his throat. "Well Cherry, before my movie career, life wasn't so bad. Then I started seeing my face everywhere, and screaming girls everywhere!" (girls scream)
Story is interrupted by the lights flashing and changing color. Behind the set, we hear "No pink! No pink! Pink is bad! Ewww! Keepitawaykeepitawaykeepiawee!"
"Everyday they come closer! The screaming girls! They draw dirty pictures of me! They write dirty fanfics with ME in it! I can't stand it! I can't take it anymore!" (More girls scream)
"There, there Legolas." Cherry pat him on the back. "Let it all out. That's what keeps our ratings high." Legolas sobs.
***Commercial Break***
(Used car salesman pops up on screen) "Hi, I'm Bill, and I'm here to tell you about the many uses of Nerdy hot dogs!" (Arie runs by snatching the ketchup drenched frankfurter in her teeth ) "Hey! You give that back, I've got a commercial to do!" (A variation of tug-of-war usually only seen between a human and a dog-like animal begins, as Arie refuses to let the hotdog slip from her teeth, and that poor, pathetic life-form commonly known as Bill has to film a hotdog commercial. The fight lasts for the remainder of the commercial, but Arie wins, leaving Bill in tears after kicking him where it really matters.)
***End Commercial Break***
"Welcome back to the Cherry Pinger (Churly Cheezit!) Show. Today we're talking to tortured bishounens. For those of you who don't know, a Bishounen translates to pretty boy from Japanese. It is used to describe beautiful, young, male anime characters. We bent the rules a little with Legolas, but he's so hot that we couldn't resist!" Cherry giggled. Behind her back, a fishing hook was snatching the nen part of bishounen off the sign. Then Chibi Jobee tiptoed behind the unsuspecting talk show host and put jo in it's place.
"But bishoujo means pretty girl!" Jobee popped up with a microphone and announced, "So our next guest will be Anthy Himemiya from Shoujo Kakumei Utena!" A shy, darkskinned girl with long purple hair, glasses, and a school uniform tiptoed onstage and to a chair. People in uniforms with swords cheered, "An-thy! An-thy! An-thy!"
"Jobee, this is MY show, and I want to interview HOT GUYS!!!" Cherry got in Jobee's face and snatched her microphone. Jobee's eyes got big and watery and her bottom lip trembled. A single tear trickled down her cheek.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!" Chibi Jobee bawled shamelessely.
"You. Made. My. Sister. CRY!!!!!!!! You will now pay the ultimate penalty!" Arie roared, then proceeded lunge for Cherry's VCR as she pulled a tape marked 'Teletubbies Marathon' out of hammer space. After hooking Churly Cheezit up to the Evil Tape of Cruelty, She gleefully hopped into Legolas's lap, then stopped, thought, got out of his lap, picked him up, sat in his chair, put him in her lap and started to play with his hair.
While Arie is being a meanyhead, Jobee and Anthy are playing with empty tissue boxes and plushie bunnies in the corner of the room, where the camera is focused because it's so damn cyute!
Cherry Pinger has been reduced to senseless babbling by the conquering of her show.
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