| Groups and Songs That Annoy Me |
| Nickleback- watered down creed sung by a guy who could pass for the return of Jesus Christ after he got beat down severely by the ugly tree Sugar Ray- what the fuck happened here.....a continual progression of shittiness. Nsync aka Nstink- So Annoying that ya just wanna choke the life out of them Backstreet Boys-Gay Ass Rapists need i say more about them Limp Bizkit- Remember when Limp Bizkit was hardcore, neither do I Puddle of Mudd- Will this guy stop yelling cause its really ANNOYING...not only a fabricated band, but its a band fabricated by Fred Durst, Double Shitty U2- Bono YOUR NOT GOD and no the camera doesn't love you Bon Jovi- nothing worse than seeing old people dancing to the same music they listened to in the late 80's Motley Crue- Enough with this TMI trip Tommy you and your sicko ex need to know the meaning of TMI ohh yeah i saw your porn video ya need directing lessons Sixpence None the Richer- I wouldn't kiss you, you have cooties Smooth by Carlos Santana and the other guy- Plz don't do anymore meditating Carlos we've been tired of your annoying hits. Smashmouth- Hmm is this one attempt after another to copy Walking in the Sun? Jennifer Lopez- Hey J-Lo NICE ASS too bad it does all the work Madonna- Queen of What.....ANNOYING MUSIC, Hey Madonna don't ya think its time to retire Jewel- Sure she's hot, but she just seems to bitch about everything in her music, makes me just wanna go postal....maybe its that time of the month, but who knows Lenny Kravitz- I don't wanna listen to your music again No Doubt- Hey Baby, Hey Baby.....I'll give ya a hint Gwen, STOP FUCKING DOCTOR DRE, WE WANT THE OLD NO DOUBT BACK Britney Spears- The Slut who won't give it up, DAMNIT lol Nelly Furtado- Fuck this Bitch Good Charlotte- This band signals the apex of jock punk. Doctor Dre- Yes we forgot about dre, damnit why did you remind us Micheal Jackson- Why don't you come out with already?? you rape children and your gay...ohh yeah Justin Timberlake called he said he enjoyed the other night hanging by a moment by lifehouse- do you want to be hung in a moment, come on guys give me a chance to hang ya in a moment. Hanson-We didn't like ya the first time around what has changed since then, nothing The Verve- The Lead Singer looks like a dog's asshole with a bad case of herpies. Elvis- Yes, he was one of rock's founders, but the man has been dead 30+ years, ok ppl move on with your lifes, he's not coming back he's dead so get used to it. Kid Rock- Would look cool covered in tar and feathers and beaten to a bloody pulp. Enrique Iglesias- HMM lets just say that he is very gay, very annoying and I wish I could cut off that mole and sell it on EBAY for all his women fans to drool over. Avril Lavigne - Let Go + Sum 41 - Does This Look Infected? + New Found Glory - Sticks And Stones + Boxcar Racer - Boxcar Racer + Simple Plan - No Pads, No Helmets, Just Balls Mall punk was everywhere in 2002. Thanks to Blink182, we have 7,892 cute and cuddly bands whose music videos look like Saved By The Bell episodes. Silly, cute, safe, and goofy good times for the entire family! With Hot Topic accessories no less! Punk Ruuulez! These bands are the reason that punk is deader than Sid Vicious. Bowling For Soup - Drunk Enough To Dance We would have put these dipshits in the grouping of all the other mall punk bands, but we wanted to point out that on top of these guys swallowing as much as the others, these guys happen to have the most obese person to ever pick up a guitar in their band. This fat ass makes the dudes in Korn look like citizens of Rwanda. Good Charlotte - The Young And Hopeless These geeks should have also been in the grouping of all the other mall punk bands, but deserved a smidge more attention for subjecting us to their "rock show" on mtv... strangely enough, a show that had nothing rock n' roll about it whatsoever. Way to go dudes, talking about Nofx in between playing Disturbed videos lit our world on fire. 11 year olds in Nebrahoma are hanging onto every word these morons are saying, thus sealing their cute and cuddly mall punk destinies. These clowns make Sum 41 look like Black Flag |
| Thanks to the ppl who contributed bands and songs, if ya want a song put on here get to me at [email protected] and I'll put your choice for annoy song or group on here. |