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As philosophy finds its material weapons in the proletariat, the proletariat finds its intellectual weapons in philosophy.
Karl Marx, (in Eddie Izzard mode).
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PRODUCED IN A FACTORY HANDLING SESAME SEEDS
Allergy warning on a loaf of Co-op white bread.
This is a link to a non profit organisation which offers help, support and advice to exotic dancers.
" .. and then everyone started calling me Bottle Boy and that really hurt"
Dead Milkmen
Salamono was bawling at his dog, calling him a bastard, a lousy mongrel, and so forth, and the dog was whining.
Albert Camus - The Outsider
6.00 Newyddion 6
6.10 Heno
7.00 Pobol y Cwm
7.30 Newyddion
8.00 Clipsen
8.30 Y Sesiwn Hwyr
9.30 Yn Erbyn y Wal
10.00 The Real Paula Yates
11.05 The Sopranos
12.00 Equinox
1.00 The 11 o'Clock Show
1.30 18
Evening schedule for S4C,
9th November 2000
Note that in Wales we get the 11 o'Clock Show at 1a.m.
The shield with the three crowns first appears in 1364 on the seal of Albrecht of Mecklenburg, when he became King of Sweden. For reasons of space we show only the shield of the present Royal Arms, which have as supporters two crowned lions of gold, the whole upon a "pavilion" of red lined with ermine, and which are known as the Great Coat of Arms. The second and third quarters contain the arms of the ancient Folkung dynasty, and in the centre are the arms of the present Bernadotte dynasty
A description of the Coat of Arms or something of Sweden.
1 Make sure that the plug for the appliance is inserted
into the wall socket.
2 Make sure that the water supply is turned on to full pressure.
3 Load the dishwasher (see section entitled "Loading the Dishwasher").
4 Pour in the detergent (see section entitled "Salt, Detergent and
Rinse Aid").
5 Turn the knob located on the right of the control panel in a clockwise
direction until the number or symbol for the cycle setting is aligned
with the reference mark (see section entitled "Wash Cycle Table").
6 Press the ON-OFF button and the ON-OFF light will turn on. At this point,
the wash cycle will begin.
Instructions for switching on an Indesit Dishwasher.
"It will be observed that the governmental system tends to become more and more complicated, without becoming on that account more efficient and more moral"
Pierre-Joseph Proudhon
Idée Générale de la Révolution aux XIXé Siècle
"How simple, how ordinary that sounds as I say it. Yet this slipline, so easily rubbed out on paper, might be the indirect cause of death to all those people"
Edward Upward - The Railway Accident
"The most spiritual human beings, assuming they are the most courageous, also experience by far the most painful tragedies: but it is precisely for this reason that they honour life, because it brings against its most formidable weapons."
Friedrich Nietzsche - Twilight of the Idols
This is a BDSM site by Devia. This woman is incredible. During the day she is a dog groomer and at night she makes pornography. You used to be able to read her journals without getting into the crazy sex stuff, (now sadly you cannot). I used to love reading her eclectic wild diaries, how she'd be all upset because she cut a dog and made it yelp and, to cheer her up, her boyfriend would let her flail him to within an inch of his life, or something.
The U.S.S Defiant is a compact and efficent warship, designed to strike at the enemy and hold its own against such formidable foes as the Borg and the Jem'Hadar. Space is at a premium, and there is no room for the luxuries found on many Starfleet vessels, such as recreational holodecks, social lounges, or luxurious crew quarters.
A description of the U.S.S. Defiant, from The Official Star Trek Factfiles.
Don't give me your "Voice of God" speech. Papa, there was a time when you could have saved me, by letting me marry a boy that was still young and clean, but instead you drove him away, drove him out of St. Cloud.
Tennessee Williams
Sweet Bird of Youth
e is the basis of natural logarithms .
Empty the contents of the can into a saucepan. Heat gently for 4 minutes, stirring occasionally. Do not allow to boil.
Preparation guidelines for Tesco Value Baked Beans.
"The higher an ape mounts, the more he shows his breech"
Thomas Fuller
This is Times New Roman in black.
The concept of verbal deprivation has no basis in social reality: in fact, Negro children in the urban ghettos receive a great deal more verbal stimulation, hear more well-formed sentences than middle class children, and participate fully in a highly verbal culture; they have the same basic vocabulary, possess the same capacity for conceptual learning, and use the same logic as anyone else who learns to speak and understand English.
William Labov - Language in Education
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1 Insert the .net disc into your CD-ROM drive.
2 Select Program Manager > File > Run > D:\NETCD31 > [Enter].
3 The .net menu program runs - all you have to do is follow the on-screen instructions.
How to load the coverdisc using Windows 3.1 from the April 2000 copy of .net magazine.
It is so natural to a Parisian woman to hesitate when she is on the verge of being carried away by passion, to try the heart of the man to whom she is about to commit her future!
Honoré de Balzac
Old Goriot
"Aquittal is not enough for Roscoe Arbuckle. We feel that a great injustice has been done to him"Statement by the jury in the third Roscoe Arbuckle trial. Quoted from The Day The Laughter Stopped by David Yallop.
I love this site. I did well on the questionnaire, with questions like "Have you ever had an impulse? Did you act upon it?"
Normally I am crap at these questionnaire things. My attempts to be accepted as a Goth usually fail because I smoke a pipe and read the Daily Telegraph and sing the words of Abba's Knowing Me Knowing You to Placebo's Every Me Every You.
"I'm alive. I'm dead. I'm the stranger".
The Cure
3 hash browns
6-8 toms
bottle of diet pop
nerys's breakfast
I want to be the way you want me to big hearted and tall enough to cover you I would break in half if you said it out loud
everclear
Live and invent. I have tried. I must have tried. Invent. It is not the word. Neither is live. No matter. I have tried.
Samuel Beckett - Malone Dies
the moon was a drip on a dark hood
Don van Vliet
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"I've got two words for you: B-O-L-X Bollocks!"
Frenchie
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The crazy " Then he came in ..." thing rewritten using the next word in the dictionary
The Phone Boy does a shift on the Unit and is going to break with The Swede and me and offers to make tea. The Swede asks for his usual - two cups of tea, one sugar in each and I ask for Earl Grey, black no sugar. Phone Boy brings in the tea. "Here's your black Earl Grey", he says.
"But", says I, "this black Earl Grey has got milk in"
"Yes", says Phone Boy knowingly, "but there's no sugar"
I tipped the tea away and made a fresh cup, because I suspect he squeezed the bag.
"While the Coens' visual bravura finds parallels in Jean-Jaques Beineix, Luc Bresson and Raimi, their writing revives the fast, epigrammatic flair of earlier figures like Wilder, Sturges and Tashlin. Their closest contemporaries may be Dante and Zemeckis"Geoff Andrew - The Film Handbook
Spacious, well organised, family run site amongst shady pine trees with large pool.
A description of Camping International
Bonne Anse Plage, La Palmyre.
Alan Rogers' Good Camp Guide
sun stripped the window and cried one tear i thought that would stop the war but someone is killing me
Grace Slick
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