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| The big man in red is coming tonight he is big and fat and a scarey ol sight I feel that his belly just might swallow me up on Christmas night. His elves are not much better, I say, they slink about their shop each day: They start making toys as early as May. How lame is that, to do without pay? There must be a motive I think cuz Santa always leaves with a wink. What is he up to, what's the link... His elves stay home, this must stink! Is Santa's pleasure for giving real? Or will he return, later, to steal? Is Santa really that much of a heal? Or is he really that surreal? I hide under my covers, this night, in fear To think of the big guy coming near Yes, he is scaring me each year... I just want to kick his big rear! |
| "Santa is coming to scare you tonight..." |
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