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    If you haven't seen it, I demand you find a midnight showing at a theater near you. Just be careful- where I come from, Rocky Virgins get spanked. The cult film that has swept the nation makes a breakthrough performance in Konan! Who are the lucky cast members going to be?

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      "In just seven days, I can make you a man..."
      Dr. Frankenfurter:
      A sweet transvestite who looks fabulous in a corset and glitter rhinestone heels. Mad genius extrordinaire and a total nympho. He is the host of the party, the weilder of the bullwhip, the twitcher of hips, the despoiler of virgins, and the creator of Rocky, his Ulimate Man.


    2. "I am just seven hours old, truly beautiful to behold."
      Rocky:
      A gold-brief clad creation of Dr. Frankenfurter, he gets abused and sexually used by just about everybody. He's simple, yet very strong.

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      "They didn't like me! They NEVER liked me! "
      Riffraff:
      The handyman in the castle, he is a creepy hunchback who torments Rocky, gets beaten by Frank, vaporizes Columbia, and has a creepy relationship with his sister.

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      "You're lucky, he's lucky, I'm lucky, we're all lucky! ha ha ha....!"

      Magenta:
      Riff's sister, she's a domestic. Like Frank and her brother, she is from Transexual Transylvania. She loves her little French maid outfit.

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      "Say, do any of you guys know how to Madison?"
      Brad:
      A hero, and an asshole. Affianced to Janet, he goes from Square to Deranged through the course of the movie.

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      "I thought there's no use getting into heavy petting. It only leads to trouble, and seat wetting."

      Janet:
      A heroine, and a SLUT! Squeaky virgin gets chased around my everyone, who all want to deflower her. Once she finally gives in, she's insatiable.

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      "My God! I can't stand any more of this! First you spurn me for Eddie, and then you throw him off like an old overcoat for Rocky! You chew people up and then you spit them out again...I loved you..do you hear me? I loved you! And what did it get me? Yeah, I'll tell you: a big nothing."
      Columbia:
      A sequin-clad, corset-wearing, tap-dancing groupie! She likes Eddie, and adores Frank. But after a long while, she becomes fed up with his neurotic egomania, and tells him off.

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      "I would like, if I may, ...to take you on a strange journey."
      Criminologist:
      The narrator of the story, he uses globes, charts and handy profiles to walk us through this strange adventure. Plus, he has a great tutorial on how to do the Time Warp.


    9. "Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll!"
      Eddie:
      Frank's former paramour and Columbia's love interest, he is a leather clad biker who plays the saxaphone and rides his motorcycle through the lab. Unfortunately, Frank kills him with an axe and serves his meat for dinner.

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      "You're a hot dog, but you'd better not try to hurt her, Frank Furter."

      Dr. Scott:
      Brad and Janet's teacher, and Eddie's uncle. He comes to the castle seekin ghis nephew and gets sucked into the madcap antics after busting through the wall like the Kool-aide man.


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