Asshole: A Definition
You're more the type to proposition one for sex
Even still, I believe your first words to me were
"Can I see your tits?"
But we've gotten to talking
We've ranted, gossiped, and raved,
More so we laughed,
As the jokes got more depraved.
There are things I may tell you, Steve,
Things I may not tell another.
Problems I'll touch on with Nadia
But with you I go further.
Why that is, I'm not quite sure.
But after the laughs have ceased, as well as the cheers,
We will begin to laugh anew
As I ask you, "You've worked here how many years?"