Just some stuff about us if you wanted to know

This is my best friend, Jo.  Jo is a renaissance woman. Jo is a Sagittarius.  She has chocolatey brown hair and hazel green eyes.  Jo is Irish and is very proud of it.  Jo can con a beer out of a monkey's butt and can drink most men (including me) under the table.  She can dye hair whichever shade she likes and is usually right about it.  She has more shades of nails polish than my mom wore in 1979.  Jo can sing her ass off.  She writes like no other, and is able to dance anything from hip-hop to an Irish jig.  She devours books like I devour food.  Who's better than her?  Not many.  Loyal, talented and beautiful... That's Jo.

Viscountessa

This is my best friend, Jo.  Jo is a renaissance man. Jo is a Cancer. He has chocolatey brown hair and brown eyes. If he says I can sing, then you should hear him. He can kick my ass with those coloratura (highest known soprano)notes. Jo can consume more food than I can alcohol. Jo can barely remember what nationality he is, but I think he's Spanish although he acts more white than I do.Jo will never, ever be able to drink me under the table, but that doesn't stop him from trying. Whether he's got long curly locks, or short bleached blond bangs, he will always ,make me be his Jean-Pierre David. He writes some stories that make me feel like weeping. He can capture the soul and show it to you in the palm of his hand. Unfortunately, just when you want to reach out and touch it he takes it back and runs like a madman for the hills. That's my Jo. And the best thing about him? I could say his love for others, his compassion, his understanding. But I'm too selfish. The best thing is how he makes me feel complete when we're together. He is my true best friend, a soul mate in the way no lover  could ever hope to be. So is  that  it. Am I done?

Voceangelo