| Fun Things to Say When Answering the Phone |
| 1) "City Morgue: You Stab 'Em, We Slab 'Em." 2) "Sirloins 'R Us, what's your beef?" 3) "House of the Lord, Lord speaking." 4) "Sex Toys 'R Us, what's your pleasure?" 5) "Roscow's Chicken 'N Waffles, we got the best of the breasts." 6) "Seafood Hotline, how may I kelp you?" 7) "I'm sorry, but you must have parental permission to access the Hot Potato Fan Club line, please enter your date of birth using the nearest microwave." 8) "AAHHHHHHH Jimmy!! Get away from there! Don't make me get the hose! Hello?" 9) "You have reached 1-800-YOU-ARE-TALKING-TO-MY-BUTT. Can I be of assistance?" |
| the above was emailed to me by E.D. |
| this particular list is in need of serious help! |