| Actual Labels |
| (the human race is doomed...) |
| 1) On a blanket from Taiwan - NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO 2) On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists - REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU 3) On a Taiwanese shampoo - USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE 4) On the top of a flavoured milk from Britain - AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT 5) On a New Zealand insect spray - THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS 6) In a US guide to setting up a new computer - TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING (sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box) 7) On the bottom of some Coke bottles in various countries - OPEN OTHER END 8) On a packet of Sunmaid raisins - WHY NOT TRY TOSSING OVER YOUR FAVORITE BREAKFAST CEREAL? 9) On a Sears hairdryer - DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING 10) On a bag of Fritos - YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE. 11) On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom of the box) - DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN 12) On a bar of Dial soap - DIRECTIONS: USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP 13) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding - PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING 14) On a Korean kitchen knife - WARNING KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN 15) On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights - FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY 16) On a Japanese food processor - NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER USE 17) On Sainsbury's peanuts - WARNING: CONTAINS NUTS 18) On an American Airlines packet of nuts - DIRECTIONS: OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS 19) On a Swedish chain saw - DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS 20) On a child's Superman costume - WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY 21) On some frozen dinners - SERVING SUGGESTION: DEFROST 22) On a hotel provided shower cap in a box - FITS ONE HEAD 23) On packaging for a Rowenta iron - DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY 24) On Boot's "Children's" cough medicine - DO NOT DRIVE CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY 25) On Nytol sleep aid - WARNING MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS |
| stupid companies... |
| the above was emailed to me by E.D. |