| Useful Expressions for High Stress Days |
| 1. Well, aren't we just a f--king ray of sunshine? 2. Not the brightest crayon in the box, now are we? 3. Do I look like a f--king people person? 4. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting. 5. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me. 6. You! Off my planet!! 7. Practice random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control. 8. I like cats, too. Let's exchange recipes. 9. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe? 10. And your crybaby, whiny-a--ed opinion would be? 11. How many times do I have to flush you before you go away? 12. Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego? 13. How do I set a laser printer to stun? 14. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert. 15. When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you. 16. Earth is full. Go home. |
| emailed to me by E.D. |