| Righteous Graffiti |
| Friends don't let friends take home ugly men. - Women's Restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE Remember, it's not "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?" -Rest stop off Route 81, WV No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick of putting up with her s--t. -Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, NC A Women's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. - Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, TX Express Lane: Five Beers or less. - Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA You're too good for him. - Sign over mirror in Women's room, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA No wonder you always go home alone. - Sign over mirror in Men's room, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open. - Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL If you voted for Clinton in the last election, you can't take a dump here. Your a--hole is in Washington. - Men's room Outback Steakhouse, Tacoma, WA Beauty is only a light switch away. - Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, NC If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives. - Armand's Pizza, DC Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die. - Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands. - Men's restroom, Lynagh's, Lexington, KY |
| the above was emailed to me by E.D. |