| How Girls Equal Evil |
| too amusing not to put, however piggish |
| Girls = Time x Money Because Time is Money, it follows that: Girls = Money x Money = (Money)^2 "Money is the root of all evil," i.e. Money = squareroot(Evil) and (Money)^2 = squareroot(Evil)^2 Therefore, it follows that: Girls = squareroot(Evil)^2 = Evil (^2 means squared) |
| emailed to me by R. E-W., through M. E-W. |