| Feminist Sayings |
| Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes. It's our job to stomp them, and then keep them in the dark until they mature. And hopefully they'll turn out to be something we would like to have dinner with. Men-tal anxiety... Men-opause... Men-tal breakdown. Ever noticed that all problems start with MEN? What's the best way to kill a man? Put a naked blond and a six-pack in front of him. The tell him to pick only one. What do men and pantyhose have in common? They either cling, run, or don't fit right in the crotch. Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet? Because it helps them to remember which end to wipe. What is the difference between men and women? A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need... A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need. How do you keep your husband from reading your email? Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals." |
| the above was emailed to me by E.D. |