Walking Through the Desert (a short Gundam Wing/Spaceballs fusion)

SCENE 1: Having just crashed, the five pilots seek shelter.

Heero: Okay. Wufei. Stop. Put it down. (they put down one of the pieces of luggage.) What's in this (he opens it and discovers a large machine.) (glaring at Duo) What's this. I said take only what you need to survive.

Duo: It's my industrial strength hair drier! *AND I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT!*


SCENE 2: Trudging through the desert, the five pilots find the hot sun taking it's toll...

Trowa: Water... water...
Duo: Shinigami... Shinigami...
Heero: (to Duo) Omae o korosu... Omae o korosu
Wufei: Nataku... Nataku...
Quatre: Room service... Room service...

SCENE 3: During the escape sequence...

Duo: (as a blast gets very close): My braid! He shot my braid! Son of a bitch! (he opens fire and kills every OZ soldier in the room.)

-----Owari-----