Patrolling Every Sunday

(to the tune of Pleasant Valley Sunday original song by the Monkees)

The local OZ troops in our state they try so hard to rule us all.
But we won't ever let up until we die or they fall.

I'm out patrolling every Sunday.
Big explosions everywhere.
Out with a partner who will not shut up
And simply will not cut his hair.

Relena Peacecraft thinks that I am easy to obtain.
She's always stalking me like she's my owner...
She is such a pain.

I'm out patrolling every Sunday.
With my sweet Duo next to me.
I wish Relena'd take the bloody hint
And go away and let us be.

I hear Zechs and Treize
Got married yesterday
Hard for some people to see.

But now I do suppose
I should go and propose
So my Duo can marry me.


I'm out patrolling every Sunday
With Duo ever at my side
Funny thing, since he got that megaphone
Now all the OZ troops run and hide...

I'm out patrolling every Sunday...
(repeat and fade.)

-----Owari-----