The Bar Skit.
Scene 1: A man is sitting at a bar,
Jimmy, and another man,
Bobby, walks in.
JIMMY:
I got you a beer.
BOBBY:
Oh, thank so much,
thank you very much.
JIMMY:
No problem, hey,
did I tell you about
my girlfriend Laura?
BOBBY:
Umm, yea, you did.
JIMMY:
Yea, we just went out last night.
She is wicked nice, I love her.
BOBBY:
(sadly)
I know.
JIMMY:
You've met her right?
BOBBY:
Yes, I did.
JIMMY:
You think she's nice right?
BOBBY:
Oh, yea, she seemed
like a very nice young girl.
JIMMY:
Yea, she is, so..
do you have a girlfriend?
BOBBY:
(still sad)
No. So, how are YOU,
do you have a job?
JIMMY:
(he starts laughing)
Yea, I work at a factory,
and there is this guy there,
and he is so funny, he cracks
everyone up.
BOBBY:
What kind of factory? Cloth?
JIMMY:
Yea, cloth. Do you have a job?
BOBBY:
No, I used to, but my mom says,
if I keep saving up my money,
I can afford decent clothes for
a job interview or something.
JIMMY:
Oh. So, do you come here often?
BOBBY:
Me.. no. well, on an occasion.
JIMMY:
What, just to hang with your friends?
BOBBY:
Umm, something like that.
JIMMY:
Oh.
There is a strong pause.
BOBBY:
Do you love your girlfriend?
JIMMY:
I LOVE her, why?
BOBBY:
Oh, no reason, umm,
do you think that there is a possible,
hole in your relationship,
do you think you'll ever break up?
JIMMY:
Oh no, I highly doubt it. Why?
BOBBY:
No reason, umm, (still sad)
I'll be right back.
Bobby leaves to go to the bathroom.
CUTTO:
Scene 2: Bobby walks back from the bathroom.
BOBBY:
hey.
JIMMY:
Hey.
There is an uncomfortable silence.
JIMMY:
So, uh, did you see The Green Mile?
BOBBY:
Oh, yea, I didn't like it though,
umm, hey, I kind of have something
to tell you.. Um..
(starts to get VERY nervous).
JIMMY:
Whoa, Calm down there buddy,
what's the problem?
BOBBY:
Ok, umm, well...
JIMMY:
Yes!!!
BOBBY:
(just explodes with it) I'M GAY,
AND I WANT YOU,
AND YOU SHOULD BE GAY TOO!!!!!
CUTTO:
Scene 3: Jimmy is screaming
because of what he just heard.
BOBBY:
(screaming)
Why does it matter?
JIMMY:
Umm, it doesn't but..
I'm not like that!!!
BOBBY:
That doesn't matter,
it's all a state of mind..au!!!!!!!
(stressed out)
JIMMY:
Umm.. ok, just calm down,
alright, it'll all be fine.
BOBBY:
Don't DARE say that, uh oh,
I'm going to have a nervous breakdown,
I get like this when I'm nervous,
I have breakdowns,
I'm going to have a breakdown!!!
AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
JIMMY:
I'm sorry!!! NOOOOO!!!!
Bobby breaks down and goes crazy,
for about 15 seconds.. throwing things,
and Jimmy runs out.
THE END
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