MY BOY.


Scene 1: A woman is walking down a 
sidewalk, and a guy passes her, 
he looks at her form.


GUY:
Ooh, nice.



Woman goes into her house and walks 
up some stairs. She gets to her room, 
and casually starts undressing. 
She takes off her headband, and 
then she pulls off her wig revealing 
that it's actually a guy. This guy 
strips to his boxers, then goes into 
his closet and pulls out a suit, 
he lays the suit next to a briefcase 
on his bed, and opens the briefcase 
and starts looking through it.



CUTTO:



Scene 2: This man is walking to his 
car to go to work, he waves casually 
to his neighbors, when he gets to 
his car, he sees his reflection 
through the window and realizes he 
still has 2 necklaces and makeup on, 
he runs inside to wash it off.



MAN:
Oh no!



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Scene 3: This cross dresser is 
at his bathroom sink with a face 
cloth and is washing his face 
with great rush and embarrassment. 
His buddy, the mail man walks in.



MAIL MAN:
Hey..



CROSS DRESSER:
(Throwing off his necklace)
AHH!!! 
(He is horribly confused)



MAIL MAN:
What are you doing here? Come on 
now we're going to be late!
We're supposed to be car pooling 
to work today.



CROSS DRESSER:
OH!!!



MAIL MAN:
Wh.. What's with the Makeup?



CROSS DRESSER:
( thinking, then starts laughing in a sly way)
rubbed off!!!



MAIL MAN:
Whoa.. nice. Anyway, we're going to be 
late.. so.. get cleaned up and hurry, 
I'll be waiting outside.



CROSS DRESSER:
(nervous)
Yea.. Yea, Yea, Ya, see you, see you in the car in a.. a couple of minutes!



MAIL MAN:
Yea!



Cross Dresser looks all of a sudden 
like he's going to have a heart attack.



CUTTO:



Scene 4: The Mail man is waiting in 
the car, and the Cross Dresser runs 
in with the face cloth. He realizes 
that he has it so he drops it as 
though hiding it, he looks at the 
Mail Man with fear.



MAIL MAN:
Umm, your hair!



He looks in the rear view mirror and 
realizes it's all messed up. He pulls 
out a bright green hair brush.



CROSS DRESSER:
Oh, I have a comb, well, a brush.



He combs it.



MAIL MAN:
You missed a spot..



He combs that.



MAIL MAN:
How come you carry a brush around, 
and you had a .. a necklace in the bathroom?



CROSS DRESSER:
(getting defensive) 
m.. mind your own business, 
you're just a stupid mail man!



MAIL MAN:
And you're just an accountant, 
you're not that much higher then me!



 CROSS DRESSER:
(Getting very mad)
Do you want to drive?




MAIL MAN:
Yea-



CROSS DRESSER:
Then Drive, Drive, DRIVE!!!!



He starts driving.



CUTTO:



Scene 5: They are walking up the stairs 
to work, and they are in an argument.



MAIL MAN:
What is with you lately man?



CROSS DRESSER:
Nothing is with me, it's just my.. m.. 
my job! And a lot.. there's been loads 
of pressure lately!



MAIL MAN:
( in disbelief)
Some pressure!




CROSS DRESSER:
(breaking down)
Why don't you just go to your mail box, OK!!!



He runs into his office.



CUTTO:



Scene 6: He gets into his office and starts
to cry.. as if he has no other hope, 
he starts violently undressing, 
and starts to very quickly 
putting on his dress.. then 
he trips over himself.



CUTTO:



Scene 7: He walks out of his room very 
sloppily dressed, to the point where 
anyone could tell that he was a man. 
He barges down the stairs for his smoking break.



CUTTO:



Scene 8: The Mail man is smoking on the 
sidewalk, the Cross dresser comes outside, 
he passes the mail man, unfortunately, 
this mail man is the guy from scene 
one who liked "her", so he stops her.



MAIL MAN:
Hey wait, wait, don't I know you from somewhere?



CROSS DRESSER:
(In a very deep, scary and Masculine voice)
Yea, Whatever!



MAIL MAN:
Well, do you want to go out for a drink?




CROSS DRESSER:
(In the same voice)
Yea whatever!





The cross dresser violently leads 
him to the nearest bar.



CUTTO:



Scene 9: They are in the bar, The Mail 
man still doesn't know. The cross 
dresser is describing why he has a 
temper problem, still in a masculine, 
deep voice.



 CROSS DRESSER:
It all started when I was 5!



He starts drinking heavy.




MAIL MAN:
Whoa, whoa easy there, calm down!




He sits down.



CROSS DRESSER:
I wanted a pony.. but my grandma 
wouldn't let me .. I begged and I 
begged. (Starts losing control) 
BUT SHE JUST WOULDN'T GIVE IT TO ME!!!!!!



MAIL MAN:
(sympathetic)
wow.. that's.. that's awful.
(noticing that she's drinking heavy again) 
Whoa.. easy there.



 He sits down.



MAIL MAN:
You're kind of hairy for a woman.



CROSS DRESSER:
SHUT UP!!!! 



Then the cross dresser starts violently 
choking on his own hair.



CUTTO:



Scene 10: They are outside of the bar 
about to end their date.



MAIL MAN:
Well, I had a really good time.



CROSS DRESSER:
(sounding possessed)
Whatever!



MAIL MAN:
So.. umm, I'll see you tomorrow.. umm, 
same time tomorrow?




CROSS DRESSER:
Yea whatever!



Cross Dresser walks out of the picture.



CUTTO:



Scene 11: The Mail man is doing 
some cross dressing himself, 
then he gets a phone call, he 
is about to answer it, but he 
gets makeup smeared onto himself, 
so he lets the machine pick 
it up while he fixes himself.



CROSS DRESSER (over the answering machine):
(as the accountant) 
Hey umm, it's me, I know I've 
been acting a little strange 
lately, So I wanted to come over 
and talk about it.. umm, you must 
be busy now, so I'll just umm, 
come on over and we'll have a 
good conversation.. ok?   Alright, 
thank you, see ya later, bye.



He hangs up.



CUTTO:



Scene 12: The mail man is in his dress 
and all finished with his makeup, 
he sees that he has a message on 
the machine, he listens to it.





CROSS DRESSER (over the answering machine):
(as the accountant) 
Hey umm, it's me, I know I've 
been acting a little strange lately, 
So I wanted to come over and talk 
about it.. umm, you must be busy 
now, so I'll just umm, come on 
over and we'll have a good 
conversation.. ok?   Alright, 
thank you, see ya later, bye.




The Mail man turns the answering machine 
off and then there is a knock on the door, 
with out being able to do anything, 
the Mail man just waits and hopes for 
the best. The Cross dresser 
(accountant) walks in, 
he is holding his wig and he looks sad.



CROSS DRESSER:
Listen, umm, we've got to talk.



The cross dresser sees the mail man as a 
woman.. he is shocked. The mail man sees 
the accountant's wig, he is shocked.



CROSS DRESSER:
(pointing at the mail man's clothes)
Huh? 



MAIL MAN:
(pointing at the accountant's wig)
Huh?



CROSS DRESSER and MAIL MAN:
OHHH!!!!



They run up to each other and 
start hugging and laughing.



CUTTO:



Scene 13: They are both doing a 
feminine dance outside, and the 
accountant notices the camera.



CROSS DRESSER:
(pointing at the camera)
Huh?



MAIL MAN:
(also pointing at the camera)
Huh?



CROSS DRESSER and MAIL MAN:
OHHH!!!!



They both hurry in the house.




THE END