Fictional Pulp


Scene 1: A man is riding his bike down 
the street very dramatically, 
he skids into the nearest parking lot, 
and a gun mysteriously comes 
flying into his hand. 
The man cocks the gun and fires, 
then he turns to the camera.



MAN:
Darn Squirrel!


His voice deepens and becomes scary.


MAN:
DA DA... Fictional Pulp!!! 


CUTTO:
 
Scene 2: two men are walking up some stairs, 
a guy who wants to be in the mob, Adam, 
and his bodyguard, Tom, 
and they are stopped from entering the 
Godfather's room by an agent.


AGENT:
What's the Password?


ADAM:
(Kind of annoyed)
Taekwondo is the friendly fantasy of life.

CUTTO:

Scene 3: They get into the Godfather's room, 
the Godfather is sitting down in a chair.


ADAM:
(To the Godfather)
Is that Tobacco?


GODFATHER:
No, it's gum.



The godfather's agent tries to check Adam, 
but his bodyguard, Tom, points a gun to him, 
backing him away.



ADAM:
Thank you Tom, Thank you


AGENT:
Woah, I was just trying to check, 
ok, sorry.



The Godfather and Adam are talking 
while in the background, 
Tom is beating the crap out of the Agent.


GODFATHER:
(stroking his dog)
So what brings you here 
on the day of my dog's neutering? 


ADAM:
I came to make you an offer that 
you can definitely refuse. 



GODFATHER:
Speak.


ADAM:
First.. Well Godfather, 
I came to buy some cocaine, 
and hopefully get in on the 
family business, as you are in, 
I would like to be in the business, 
so, what do you say?


GODFATHER:
Sounds... reasonable (Getting up)
Here hold my dog.


The Godfather hands him the dog, 
and thinks about the offer while taking a sip of wine.


GODFATHER:
(Talking to the dog in a sweet voice)
How's my little sweet pea?
(Suddenly becomes serious, 
and focuses on the Guy who wants to be
in the mob)
Meet me tomorrow at my mother's house, 
and bring the dough.


ADAM:
What do you want me to do with the dog?


The Godfather takes it back, 
They are about to leave, but he stops them.


GODFATHER:
WAIT!!! What's the password to get out?


Adam reads words off his hand while 
Tom is agreeing with what he says.


ADAM:
Umm.. Smells like freshly strewed.. umm.. 
flowers (saying it wrong) slowly 
picked from a lemon.



AGENT:
(Trying to find time to fit in the right password)
Actually, it's, 
smells like freshly stre...ahhh!!!


Tom picks him up and throes him across the room.


GODFATHER:
It's ok, it's ok, we'll let it go, 
we'll let it go. Goodbye!
(patting Tom on the Back) 
Bring the dough, bring the dough.

 
CUTTO:


Scene 4: The Godfather is behind his mother's 
house waiting for Adam, and Tom while 
patting his Agent's shoulder, which is 
in a cast because Tom Beat him up.

GODFATHER:
You alright?


The Agent nods, then, they finally show up, 
Adam has a briefcase, and Tom has a gun.




ADAM:
(angry)
Where's the stuff?



GODFATHER:
(Fighting back)
Money First!


Adam opens the briefcase and pulls out another 
briefcase out of that one, 
then pulls out the Independence 
Day Movie cover box, then pulls 
out of that: a cassette tape cover, 
and in there: is $90, he hands it to 
the Godfather, and The Godfather hands 
him a bag of cocaine, Adam is pleased, 
he sniffs it, then gets suspicious, 
then he licks it.. He gets mad.


 
ADAM:
This is SUGAR!!!!!


GODFATHER:
Of course it's sugar, 
what do you expect for $90, this is a movie!


ADAM:
You deriving mob Boss, Tom, Kill him!!



Tom fires the gun at the Godfather, 
but the Agent jumps in front of the 
bullet and saves him, here's where 
the Agent's name is revealed.


GODFATHER:
John!!!! Ooh, that is it, That is IT!!!


The Godfather pulls out a grenade.


  
ADAM:
Oh yea?


GODFATHER:
Yea!



The Godfather bites the pin off the grenade and throes it up.



ADAM:
Woah, uh, here's the stuff back, 
I don't need it! Don't, NO, NO...


CUTTO:


Scene 5: There is a long explosion which lasts 
about 25 seconds, while they are 
screaming in the background.


CUTTO:




Scene 6: Everyone is lying on 
the ground half dead in blood, 
saying their last words.



JOHN:
I'm hurt, but, I'm ok..oww, 
I just want to say..goodbye, 
to my wife, and the camera man!




Lets out a long cough, 
The rest of them wake up.



ADAM:
I'm alive, and I am very badly injured! 
Tell little Timmy, 
I won't be home for Christmas, 
Tell John..



GODFATHER:
Tell Adam.. That I love him..(then he dies)



JOHN:
Justin, JUSTIN...(then he dies)




Then, They all die...after a few seconds, 
Adam and John come alive again.



ADAM:
Don't just stand there, do something!



JOHN:
It's the end of the film, 
haven't you learned to cut the camera?




ADAM:
STOP FILMING!!!!




THE END