The Martial Arts Film
Scene 1: three men are gathered in a room,
and they are mad at each other.
MAN#1:
I'm sick of you!
Man#2 takes his shirt off, so does Man#1,
but Man#3 keeps his shirt on.
MAN#1:
Hoooyyyyyyaaah!!!!
There is a horribly cheap fight scene that goes on
for about 10 minutes, in the middle of the fight,
commotion goes on.
CAMERA MAN:
Come on guys,
lets just film the stupid movie.
Man#3 tries to pick up Man#1,
& Man#2, but he can't.
MAN#3:
Hold on, Crap, I can't do it!
Man#2 picks up a sharp record
and slits Man#3's throat,
then he turns to Man#1.
MAN#2:
I'll slit your throat too!!!!
Man#3 gets up again,
and Man#2 slits his throat again,
Then Man#3 picks up a crutch
and hits both of them with it,
but in the Mean time,
Man#2 takes the crutch and hits Man#3,
now they are all down.
Then, Man#2 weakly gets up.
MAN#2:
It's over.
Than he falls.
CUTTO:
Scene 2: All three men are on a sidewalk
trying to be friends.
MAN#2:
Hey guys.
Man#1 punches him, Man #2 punches back.
MAN#2:
Just go then..
MAN#1:
Hold on..
MAN#2:
Just go!!!!
Man#'s1 & 3 go to their house
and Man#2 forgives them
and follows them in.
CUTTO:
Scene 3: They are talking over a cup of tea.
MAN#2
I have something for you..
Man#2 takes out flowers.
MAN#1
Do you think I'm gay? Huh?
You think I'm gay?!!!
Man#1 Punches Man#2,
and They Fight for about 15 seconds.
CUTTO:
Scene 4: This Time,
Man#3 has his shirt off
and the others don't.
They get into the room
and start the same old cheap fight
that they had been doing in Scene 1.
They scream, but don't say anything,
the camera just mysteriously cuts.
THE END
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