Alright peeps, this is a parody of tim cause we all know how gay he is and this song is a parody of "Stan" by Eminem. New lyrics written by Nick, Tl, and Joe. Enjoy...
(Chorus):My dick's gone small I'm wondering why I..got out of Alissa at all The big fat cocks are in my face..and I can't see at all And even if I could it'll all be gay but your picture on my wall It reminds me, that I'm a fag,i'm a fag..
(Verse 1): Dear T, I wrote but you still ain't callin I left my cell, my pager, and my dildo at the bottom I sent two condoms back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin Sometimes I Jiz addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em, but anyways; fuck it, what's been up? �Man how's your Bitch girlfriend?My girlfriend's on the rag too, I'm bout to turn a faggot If I had a dick, guess what I'd call him?I'd name him Tiny I read about your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry I had a friend kill himself over gay ass me when i wanted him I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm the biggest fag I even got the shit that you leave in the toilet can I got a room full of your sexy ass and your pictures man I like the shit you did with casey too, that shit was fat Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,just to whack, truly yours, your biggest fag This is Tim
(Chorus): My dick's gone small I'm wondering why I..got out of Alissa at all The big fat cocks are in my face..and I can't see at all And even if I could it'll all be gay but your picture on my wall It reminds me, that I'm a fag,I'm a fag..
(Verse 2):Dear T, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance I ain't mad - I just think it's FUCKED UP I ain't as cool as you, If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your house you didn't have to, but you coulda blew me in the face with your spew That's my dick �man, he's only one inche long We waited in the blistering cold for you,four hours and you just said, "No."That's pretty shitty man - you're like my fuckin idol I want to be just like you man, I like you more than anything I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein small Remember when we met in School - you said if I'd write you would tell me to fuck off - see I'm just like you in a way I copy everything you do ;I used to always beat it til' it was blue,I can relate to what you're saying in your songs so when I have a shitty day, I get all horny and fuck my mom cause I don't really got anyone else except a matress on the floor so that shit helps when I'm depressed I even got a tattoo of your name across the ass Sometimes I even fuck myself to see how much it bleeds It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me See everything you do is real, So i copy it and like it's mine I try to sell it, My biological daddy's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7 But he don't know you like I know you T, no one does he don't know what it was like for fags like me growin up You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fag you'll ever know Sincerely yours, Tim -- P.S.We should �fuck sometime too
(Chorus): My dick's gone small I'm wondering why I..got out of Alissa at all The big fat cocks are in my face..and I can't see at all And even if I could it'll all be gay but your picture on my wall it reminds me that I'm a fag, I'm a fag...
(Verse 3):Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-fuck-my-fag-ass,this'll be the last dildo I ever send your ass It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve it?I know you got my last two letters;I jizzed the addresses on 'em perfect So this is my dildo I'm sending you, I hope you use it I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway Hey T, I drank a fifth of cum it ain't that bad, Hey u know that one gay porn "lets go fuck with dad"About that one guy who could have fucked that one guy but didnt, then bob came in and fucked em both and and was in the middle, thats kinda how this is, u could have fucked me in the ass, hell we could have even fucked in spanish class - I'm on a 1000 downers now, I'm drowsyand all I wanted was a lousy fuck or a blow I hope you know I ripped +ALL+ of your sexy ass pictures off the wall I love you T, we coulda been together, think about it You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about me And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about me I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me See T; {*screaming*} Shut up Mom! �I'm tryin to talk!Hey T, that's my Mom screamin in the trunk but I didn't fuck her ass , I just grabed her boob, see I ain't like you cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now Oh shit, I forgot, how'm I supposed to send this dick out?{*car tires squeal*} �{*CRASH*}.. {*brief silence*} .. {*LOUD splash*}
(Chorus):My dick's gone small I'm wondering why I..got out of Alissa at all The big fat cocks in my face..and I can't see at all And even if I could it'll all be gay,but your picture on my wall It reminds me, that I'm a fag,i'm a fag..
(Verse 4):Dear Fag, I meant to tell you to fuck off sooner but I just been busy,You said your Bloodbath bitch is on the rag now, how far along is she?Look, I'm really scared you would call your dick that and here's an invitation to fuck yourself,I wrote it on this gun I'm sorry I didn't see you at my house, I musta missed you I think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you(HAHA) But what's this shit you said about you like to copy me?I do that shit to be myself dawg,c'mon - how unoriginal are you?You got some issues tim, I think you need some counseling to help your faggot ass from fucking guys when you get down some And what's this shit about us meant to fuck together?That type of shit'll make me not want us to see each other I really think you and your dildo need each other or maybe you just need to wank it harder I hope you die , I just hope it reaches you in time before you copy me more, I think that you'll be doin just fine if you get original a little, I'm pissed that I inspire you but tim why are you so gay? �Try to understand, that I don't want you as a fan I just don't want you to copy shit, I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick Some dude was gay and drove his dildo up his ass and had his girlfriend on the rag, and she was pregnant with a fag and in the car they found a dildo, but they didn't say who it was to Come to think about, his name was.. it was you, HAHAHA! ���