FREAKY FREDDY part 2
Hey freddy you fuckhead, that weed you sold me was shit!" Said Little Johnny
"Well it's extra strong or something" Said Freddy
"Fuck you fred i want my cash back"
"I don't got it......but I do have this little sucker i got from the bank today?"
"Fuck you thats bullshit Freddy!"
Well as you can see the kid knows that the weed freddy sells isn't of the best quality. So Freddy told the kid that he'd make it up today. Well as you know freddy can't go without CRACK for to long so freddy goes and shoots up again........and well........again! So now Freddy is tweaking! I mean the guy can barely mop the floor after all the little dirty bastard kids! So freddy decides it's time to use a little less hardcore drug.
So he goes to the kitchen and lights up a Joint. then he starts to get some food out of the fridge. he realizes it's ten minutes from lunch so he goes to see what the little bastards are havin for lunch. he goes to the oven and gets a bowl of chili but freddy accidentally spills his bag in it. So freddy being the fuck head that he is just stirs it right in. Also remember that Freddy smuggles in most of his drugs in his ass!
well now u have to realize after all these little peices of shit eat it for lunch they're gonna be little pot fucks. So the kids eat it and complain that it taste like shit. About an hour later the kids go to class, now these kids start to beat the fuck out of their teachers and they start to fuck the rooms up and shit. Well Freddy starts hanging with this third grader named Janet. Now Janet is this fat little 9 year old asian chick(Freddy's fav)! So she's all high and shit from eating Freddy's fucked up chilli and they start talking then Janet and Freddy go chill and they "talk" in the corner for a little. well before freddy can get done w/ his business his ass is called down to the principal, litterally.
So freddy shows up and that fat mother fucker of a principal is like sitting on his desk wearing leather pants.
"What's up?" Freddy says
"Nothing Fred-Fred!"
"You called for my ass , sir??"
"oh u know it Fred-Fred"
"Sir, are you gay?"
"No! Why do you say that fred"
"Cause your lickin ur damn lips while starring at my cock all the time and u also got gay porn in ur closet sir."
"So u wanna fuck BIG Fred??"
"sir, I do fuckin crack everyday and I fuckin know not to sleep w/ ur gay ass sir!"
"Fred-Fred your fired! But you can still call me up at 632-5555"
So now freddy's poor ass is jobless and it looks like the police are coming over again? So now what does freddy do...........well the dumb fuck answers the door and says
"Hey what's up Mr.Cop do you like want something?"
"We have another warrant to search your home."
"Like............uhh?"