FREAKY FREDDY
"Hey sup little Johnny" said Freddy.
"Nothing homie, you got the stash?" Replied Johnny
Now little johnny is only 13 and is buying from the Janitor of the school. His name is Freaky Freddy. Now Fred has no real good job. He's always at school cleaning up after the little bastards! And the kids love the guy because fred is always on CRACK. He goes to school so damn excited and jittery all the fucking time. Everyone just loves this guy!
And just some more background info on fred. Fred isn't to bright at all he's almost arrested everymonth but the school principal keeps him around cause fred gives him a cut of the profits he makes! So back to the story where we left off w/ Fred sellin to little Johnny!
"I got the shit kid" Fred said.
"Alright" Says johnny as he slips a 50 into freds pocket as frd hands him a bag.
"I gotta go take a fat shit ok I'll be back in a sec" says Fred. So fred goes to the bathroom and meets the Principal. Now the principal is this big fat GAY guy who's always up on fred.
"Hey Freddy! You got my stuff?" Asks the principal while starring at Freddy dong.
"Um......Yeah"
"Well give it to me damn it!"
"Ok"Fred says as he hands the principal a $50. Now by this time Fred is ready for another shot of his fucking CRACK I mean the guy never sleeps with all the dope he's on. So the principal leaves and fred shoots it up.
So now were at Freds house on the corner. He lives in shitty dump! It's litered with old needles and porn but who cares? So then the door bell rings and fred answers and finds out to his suprise it's the police! Now Remember fred gets real jittery with his CRACK and all.
"Are you a real cop is that a fake badge sir?" Says Freddy's dumb ass.
"Um we have a suspiscion of drugs here?"
"HAHA....What kinda drugs?"
"Sir may we search the residence?"
"For like drugs?"
"Do you need to be detained?"
"Like uh.....??"
Now Freddy's room is being searched. By the time it's all over all they find is ALOT of porn and some really old used ADULT diapers. The police leave in disgust. Little do they know Freddy, like the responsible CRACK head he is, loves to smuggle drugs in his ass!
"BYE BYE Mr.piggy!" says fred!