Hey sup people. I've been working on this for awhile hope you like it. And it's all true stuff!
I have made a SHOCKING discovery about Eminem! And that is:
EMINEM IS IN LOVE WITH I.C.P.!!!!!
And here is the proof from the May 19, 2000 Mtv interview with Kurt Loder. When asked about the song "Kim" on his new album and how his wife, Kimberly Scott-Mathers feels about it, Eminem had this to say:
Loder: Was that difficult after doing a record in which you're, like, dropping her body into the bottom of a lake?
Eminem: No, it's not. It's not. Because we've got a really funny relationship. Our relationship is... I don't know if it's necessarily healthy, but it's a weird relationship, man. I get real personal at times. And I feel like, if something is going on in my personal life, that's my way of venting, is writing it down. I feel like I can use words as weapons against people. She does something to me like she has before -- we've had problems in the past -- I'll say it on the record if I'm thinking about it, and I write it down. That's to show how much I care about her. If I'm thinking that much to write you down in a song, then you obviously did something, you know. I care about you that much.
Did you catch that? Read that last part again:
I'll say it on the record if I'm thinking about it, and I write it down....If I'm thinking that much to write you down in a song, then you obviously did something, you know. I care about you that much.
Ok check it, Slim Anus does a skit on his "Marshall Mathers LP" called "Ken Kaniff" where I.C.P. is supposedly sucking dick. It is quite obvious to me, and should be to anyone else who's heard it, that Eminem has gay sex fantasies about Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope. Why else would he have them sucking dick and saying his name? Because he was trying to diss them you say? Well didn't he already do that on the song "Marshall Mathers" saying he was going to kick their ass? I have always felt that the only reason he dissed I.C.P. in the first place, was that because they were openly straight and proud of it. He knew he couldn't have them sexually and that provoked him. I feel that probably at one point before anyone knew who Eminem was, (including I.C.P.), that he attended an I.C.P. show, got backstage somehow, and tried to pick up either one or both of them, and got rejected hardcore and thrown out. Obviously hurt and rejected, he saw his chance to get even by dissing them in the press after he got famous. I.C.P. retaliated with the song "Slim Anus", which he heard and was emotionally destroyed by because it not only exposed the truth about him being gay, but also hurt his feelings because they were making fun of him for it. Since he knew he couldn't have them, he went for a classic case of reverse psychology and did the "Ken Kaniff" song trying to make it sound like they were the ones who wanted him. Bullshit you say? Let us analyze those last two lines in that interview again: If I'm thinking that much to write you down in a song, then you obviously did something, you know. I care about you that much. Ok if you read the whole question, you see he was talking about his wife. But when he got to that last line, instead of refering to his wife as Kim or her, he uses the word "you". His wife isn't the one interviewing him, so by saying "you", he is not refering to his wife. No, "you" in this sense means whoever he is writing about. So basicly what he is saying is that by writing the "Ken Kaniff" skit, that he cares about them. Shit I'm not making this up! He admitted that he cares about I.C.P. This can only lead one to believe that: Yes Eminem, for all his bad ass talk on his bitch-ass albums, is in actuality a sensitive, caring boy who is in touch with his feminine side. And obviously and admittedly, (as evident in his song "Ken Kaniff"), has homosexual feelings for Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope. Shocking I know, but true. And if any of you think I made that line up or changed the quote around in any way can surf your ass on over to mtv.com, go to the "news gallery" section, look up Eminem, and read the whole interview for yourself! I copied it straight off the interview, line for line. I don't make up lies, I just expose the truth about Eminem!
You want MORE proof that Eminem is gay? Check out what he goes on to say in the same interview as quoted above:
Loder: But do you understand how gay people might feel like you're taking shots at them?
Eminem: Yeah. But I also go on to say, "Relax, guy, I like gay men. So it's kind of like leaving it up in the air. Do I really hate gay people, or do I not? It's up to you to decide. "
See what I mean? He fucking says "I like gay men" right there in the interview! The guy is gay! How can anyone even think for a second that he isn't? There's nothing "up in the air" about it. He has a skit about I.C.P. sucking dick while thinking about him on his own record. "Ken Kaniff" isn't actually a tape of I.C.P. sucking dick, it was something Eminem fantasized about, wrote and recorded himself. Does he hate gay people or does he not? He IS gay, no doubt about it! If he hates gays, he hates himself. And he seems too in-touch with his feminine side with all his feelings and caring about people he writes about to hate himself. And once again I am not making that quote up or changing it around in any way. This is line for line straight from that Mtv interview I quoted above. Look it up and read the whole interview for yourself. And it's not like I'm misinterpreting the quote. The question from Kurt Loder is straight-forward. What else could he be talking about but his own blatant homosexuality? He let himself out of the closet, then quickly tried to cover it up by saying that it was up in the air weither he hates gays and for you to decide. I've decided he is gay!
And another quick point I want to stress, and again I'm using shit from the same interview above, is that people for some reason take Eminem serious. Jerkoffs actually believe he's crazy and violent. I'm even going to let bitchboy himself set you fucks straight:
Loder: ...My favorite [line] is the one where you say, "If you believe that I actually write songs about people and then go out and kill people, I'm going to kill you." That's the best line on the album, I think.
Eminem: Because that's basically saying, "You're stupid. You're believing everything that I say."
Now with I.C.P., if you actually take their lyrics serious, then you are completely fucking retarded. You know they are just goofing around. But with Slim Anus, people think that what they hear him say on the record is actually how he is. He is a punk bitch in real life. He sits around his house with his daughter and his wife (when she isn't out fucking other guys at bars). He can talk all the shit he wants about kicking I.C.P.'s ass, as well as others, on record, but in actuality he has to pull unloaded guns on people in a sad bitch-ass attempt to intimidate them. So all you weak bitch-ass suburban gangsta wanna-bes who think Eminem is hardcore, your hero just called your punk-ass stupid for believing he is actually as crazy as he tries to come off on record.
12/27/99 - The Associated Press reports that Eminem's grandmother, Betty Kresin, is concerned about the rapper's plans to unearth a recording of his late uncle and use it on an upcoming track. "He's changed for the worse. He talks filthy to me and is angry and disrespectful. I don't know what's gotten into him,'' the AP reports Kresin as saying. "It gives me the creeps to think about it. I will not let my grandson destroy my dead son with this garbage. He's a bitter boy with sad songs who wants to make fame. Ronnie was a Godly person."
There you have it. His own grandmother put the smackdown on his bitch-ass!
From a concert review of Eminem's 11/9/99 show in London, England:
"Some of his props were a giant blow-up mummy, and a massive pink dick!"
All joking aside, the man has a massive pink dick on stage. What the fuck? If I ever end up at a show where the band or artist brings out a giant dick on stage, I'm straight walking out! The man is a flaming faggot for god's sake! I mean come on now, he has big pink dicks on stage and has homosexual fantasies about I.C.P. on his record. I don't know what else I can say. I even whatched his in concert pay per view and what comes out. Eminem with a big fake pink dick and then one of his D12 buddies decides to rub it on Eminem's ass. WHAT THE HELL?