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| well...i'll admit it...i was just gonna steal my inside jokes with joss from HER page...but noooo is her content up...supposedly not...now i'll have to think of all 70 BILLION myself! | ||||||||||
| 1. *crunch crunch* silent in movie theater...except for...*DUN DUN DUN* JOSS!!! *crunch crunch* 2. telepathathic! *lol* 3. "what did you say?" "i didn't say anything" "yes you did...you asked me something about my radioactive socks!" 4. "stop" "stop what?" "STOP IT" "STOP WHAT?" "STOP PULLING MY BLANKET" 5. "pinky" "bluey" *holds up cookie* "good choice vanessa" "oh you like bluey too?" "no...the cookies" *you had to be there* 6. "let's watch about a boy" "what's it about?" "a boy" and we laughed...and we laughed...and we laughed...even after the joke got old...we still laughed...and when we said it again 5 minutes later...we laughed and laughed again!!! 7. "i've always wanted to be a beaver dam tour guide.." "WHY?" "cuz then at the end of the presentation i can say 'does anyone have any dam questions?'" (HA HA HA DANNIO! you CRACK ME UP!!!) 8. suuuure kick US out of IGA...WHAT ABOUT THE 3 GUYS THAT JUST SHOPLIFTED FROM YOU?!?!?!?!?! 9. "we're soooo sorry about this" as we pay $9.11 in quarters...nickels...and dimes...(she was NOT happy with us joss) 10. "i'm goings hopping soon, bummer" "is that even ENGLISH?" 11. chickenella! 12. "i look SO good in this mirror...but not in this one" "riiiite...cuz you look SO different in them" 13. "joss look! it's $9.99" "ya" "no joss! LOOK! it's $9.99!!!" "ya ya" "NO JOSS! IT'S $9.99" "YES OK?! IT'S NICE! WOAH CRAP! IT'S $9.99!!!!!!" 14. "i always believed that house hippo commercial!" 15. "riiiite and did you know that in THIS commercial these girls aren't real, they're ROBOTS" "no...i think they're real...really? they're robots?" "NO YOU IDIOT!!!" 16. know wut's scary...when u go away...and come back...and and...your best friend is bonding with your BROTHER!!!! 17. don't go into the bathroom with a friend together...it looks...weird 18. "my left narine is plogged" LOL!! GOOD TIMES! 19. a mooooooment like thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis!!!!!!!!!!!! 20. "my fav 2 letter word: GAY!!!!" "umm...nika?" 21. "GIVE ME AN L!!!!!!!!!!" *LOL* 22. "so if u win, u get one thing, if i win, i get 2 things" "no...i get 2 things" "u really hate him don't you?" 23. "no she has to be wilma, cuz wilma had 6 letters in her name...nevermind" "WHAT DOES LETTERS HAVE TO DO WITH IT?" 24. "fred" "barney" "fred" "barney" 25. AND I MADE YOU A CARD AND EVERYTHING!!!!!! 26. "you don't know me" 27. 5 way conversation on the phone...gets confuzing...eh amanda? joss? noah? jeff? bwahahahaha! 28. my house...picture of horses...ewwwwwww! 29. jeff thinks miss piggy is hot!!! that's messed up! 30. "JOSS! I'M JOBER" "your WHAT???" 31. amanda and steph thought i was drunk off of advil and vodka 32. danika's tower of GUM! lol 33. the coke bathroom! 34. PIT!!! 35. "thought elvis was dead? well he's not...and neither is shakespeare! talk to them in our live chat on monday!" 36. "how to tell ur lesbian roomate that your just not interested" 37. "look i KNOW i'm a dear abby column, but i have my OWN problems, ok?!" 38. "dear can't say no: try getting hypnotized by jeff" 39. "how to have a short wedding" (LOL! too bad my MOM found the invitation eh joss?) 40. "how to win a wedding?" "the draw will be on september 27" 41. michael peed his pants at my house :P bwahaha! 42. natalie peed HER pants at alex's house! bwahahaha! 43. "woah...alex just changed moods 50 times in like 3 seconds" (that was like the FUNNIEST thing ever) 44. alan...backstage...talking to his HANDS! lol 45. "I KNOW YOU" "anyways..." 46. "aiiiiida aiiiiida aiiiiida aiiiiida" 47. jeff's related to josssssssss! he's in her family reunion portrait! ok...so maybe it's NOT him...but her cousin does look freakishly like him!!! 48. kathleen...stuck in a locker! good times good times! 49. "and then he said (gets distracted) oh my gosh...my basement is so BLUE" 50. "and then...i'll go through a trap door, and little midgets will help me take off my costume" "riiiite tin...cuz THAT'S how janna will make the beast turn human again" 51. TIN'S MY TWIN!!!!!!!!!!! ASK HIM! 52. joss and dan are SOUL twins...STEALING MY THUNDER AGAIN ARE YOU?! 53. "and then...are you listening to me?" "look at her hair!!!!" "what?" "that woman...look at it...it's so...curly" "i was telling u a story" "well i got DISTRACTED!!!" 54. shane west...danika's tv...those 2 just go GREAT together! 55. full house on danika's tv...a little weird 56. eugene...the retarded fish 57. *taps fish tank* "oh good...he's still moving" *she turns around...i watch as the fish slowly sinks to the bottom of the tank* "uhhh...nika...is he ok?" "AAAAH! EUGENE!!!!!!!!" lol!!!! 58. noah prefers ketchup on his regular chips instead of KETCHUP CHIPS! what the heck? 59. "i'm more obsessed with your love life than you are" "WHAT LOVE LIFE?" 60. bowling...pin comes down upside down...what to do...what to do? 61. "like sand through the hourglass...these are the days of mr. jjjad's life" 62. fire alarm...we keep dancing...fire alarm AGAIN...we keep dancing...fire trucks...we keep dancing...k...something's WRONG here! |
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