HUMOR Digest - 21 Nov 1998 to 22 Nov 1998

Date: Sat, 21 Nov 1998 03:52:00 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Gismos and Dodads

Mrs JimJr loves her self-cleaning oven.

Personally, the way she cooks, I wish it would flush too.

Mrs JimJr wants to know if they can invent a self-cleaning oven, how come they can't come-out with a self-cleaning house.

I can see her point concerning a self-cleaning house but I think women really need self-cleaning purses a LOT more.

Pollution was so bad in Baltimore City this year that the skywriters were only allowed to use "Wite-Out".

The hot water bottle is both over-rated and misnamed.

I mean ya gotta put hot water in the damn thing for it to work at all.

I understand AOL is coming out with a keyboard with keys that push back to make the lonely chat room users feel wanted.

One abused back-woods wife was arrested for stabbing her husband 172 times.

She didn't know how to turn off her new electric knife.

Mrs JimJr still irons clothes. She saw a new steam iron that was supposed to do half the work -- she bought two of them.

I still have my K&E slide rule. When I showed it to my Grandson, JimJr JrJr, he was amazed that it worked without batteries.

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