HUMOR Digest - 19 Nov 1998 to 20 Nov 1998

Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1998 03:10:01 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Friends

Then there were the Hindu teenage friends who'd do anything for a laugh.

They even short-sheeted their Fathers' wardrobes.

Two friends were discussing how bad business was. "Sol -- come on over to my showroom, it's like a haunted house."

"Oy !" said his buddy. "At least you have ghosts."

Pointing to the bear rug on the floor, a hunter told his friend, "I got this one in Canada -- it was either him or me."

"Well..." his pal replied, "he makes a better rug."

Over drinks two buddies were discussing their wives. The first explained how they stay home all the time.

"Listen Pal..." his buddy slurred, "it don't matter much. I take my wife out 3 times a week, & she keeps coming back."

Two friends out shopping for Christmas presents for their wives passed a jewelry store. The one sighed and said, "I'd really like to smother Edna in those."

His buddy, wide-eyed, said, "Surely there's a cheaper way."

Two buddies car-pooling to work went around the 10th guy riding his bike. The driver remarked, "If all the damn pin-head bicyclists in Howard County were laid end-to-end, it sure would be a lot easier to drive to work."

A friend of mine was in therapy to try to improve his self-confidence. I called the other day to see how he was doing and his answering machine came on the line: "I'm home right now, but you probably don't really want to talk to me anyway."

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