HUMOR Digest - 18 Sep 1998 to 19 Sep 1998

Date: Fri, 18 Sep 1998 04:00:44 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Romance

I once got the hell beat out of me fighting for a girl's honor.

She wanted to keep it.

Do any of you like me remember the good old days when the only problem you ever had parking a car was getting the girl to agree to it ?

The married boss said to his secretary, "Will you ever forget this weekend in Hilton Head ?"

"Possibly." she replied, "What am I offered ?"

The young man was trying hard to score with his latest flame. He asked her to have breakfast with him some morning, and she agreed.

"Shall I phone you, or nudge you ?" he asked.

The young lady said to her beau, "What did my father say when you asked for my hand in marriage ?"

"Not a lot, really." replied the man. "He threw his arms around me, began sobbing, and kept repeating, 'Oh, thank you. Thank you'."

Like a lot of married men, I got the "You just don't appreciate me" speech once from Mrs JimJr. I promised to treat her royally for the remainder of the day.

I took her to lunch at Burger King and Dairy Queen for dessert. She's never mentioned it since.

Before we moved to rural Howard County, our home was in a standard suburban development. When my daughter became a teen, she had a boy so smitten with her that he'd walk his dog past the house a dozen or more times a day.

Damn thing killed 2 trees and 3 shrubs before she finally went out with him.

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