HUMOR Digest - 1 Jan 1998 to 2 Jan 1998

Date: Thu, 1 Jan 1998 06:05:11 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Marital Bliss

A-Day minus 5: "Jimmy, whatever happened to that nice Max Iceberg ?
                          I haven't seen him since he came to our wedding ten years ago."

A-Day minus 4: "Look at this ad. It's the exact same set of dishes the girls gave me
                          at work for my bridal shower ten years ago."

A-Day minus 3: "You know, you don't look a day older than when we got married
                           ten years ago. I'm glad you've kept yourself in such good shape."

A-Day minus 2: "Look Jimmy, I can still fit into my wedding dress. See ?  You're not
                          the only one who's kept in shape these past ten years."

A-Day minus 1: "Remember how nervous you were at our wedding rehearsal dinner
                          ten years ago tonight ?  I was afraid you weren't gonna show up at
                          the church."

      Anniversary: "Oh Jimmy darling. For me ?  You remembered."

Annoyed wife to husband: "Can't you just say we've been married 24 years instead of 'almost a quarter of a century' ?"

Mrs. JimJr sat down to dinner the other nite with her hair in curlers. I asked why and she said she had just set her hair.

Fortunately, I was able to duck a spoonful of mashed potatoes headed my way after I asked, "What time does it go off ?"

Wife to husband: "I don't mind your little half-truths so much as I do the fact that you always tell me the wrong half."

Irate husband calling upstairs to wife: "How soon do you think you will be ready ?   Can you at least give me a specific day ?"

Wife to husband, staring at his beer belly: "It's amazing when you consider it takes an Oak tree 200 years to attain that girth."

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