HUMOR Digest - 1 Sep 1997 to 2 Sep 1997

Date: Mon, 1 Sep 1997 06:50:10 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: College Humor

A Boston brokerage house advertised for a "young Harvard graduate or the equivalent." Among the inquiries received was one from a Yale grad.

He said, "Do you mean two Princeton men, or a Yale man part time ?"

A student at the University of Maryland got into the local grocery store's "ten items or less" line with a cart full of stuff.

The cashier took one look at him and said, "I don't know if you're an Engineering student who can't read, or a Computer Science student who can't count, but you'll have to move to another line."

After a big campus dance, where all of the dates were arranged by computer, one student who didn't attend asked another how it went.

"Well..." she replied, "It was indeed a frightening experience to see what you deserved."

College girl to suitor: "By a 'secret engagement', am I correct in assuming that you can't afford to buy a ring."

Coed to date: "No, there's no one else Sheldon -- or else I'd be out with him right now."

Coach to returning football star: "You're outta shape Cooper. What the hell have you been doing all summer, studying ?"

I've heard of progressive schools before, but a new one in Columbia Maryland have two avant-garde players on their football team and two vanguards on the front line.

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