UPDATE:
Boy, did J-Man screw this page up!
But it's fixed now!
It's a MIRACLE!

UPDATE:
The New J-Man feature has bogged down; contract negotiations with Mary Magdalene are ongoing. The script has J's approval, though, and Sharon Stone has expressed interest if MM pulls out!

it's that righteous dude...
J-Man! And he's starring in his FIRST FILM!

A short, yet pretensiously artsy film that asks deep questions about spirituality, the nature of sin, religion vs. commercialism, and Pepperidge Farm Goldfish Crackers.

Click here to see the film (note: it requires flash 3. It's a short preload though!)

Oh, and it has a gripping soundtrack (hell, I swiped it from "Apollo 13") so crank up your speakers!

Email J-Man!

If you think this ROCKS, e-mail J-Man here!
He'll notify you via burning bush (with email backup) when the next feature appears!

If you think this is a blasphemous abberation, click here!

And send your reviews of J-Man Cinema...we'll post 'em here!

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