-"Yeah, Timmy hasn’t grown into the whole boxer thing; he’s still wearin’ those tighty-whities.*Laughs*"
-"Frankie! Be my first!"
-"Okay, somebody just totally elbowed my nuts!"
-"Greg, look at her boob!"
-"I also heard you guys uh, you didn't like my hat, well guess what..I'm gonna wear it now in the next eight and a half gigs, so you can see it in about eight an a half gigs from now..if you want to. No, but I'm just kidding, I'm being-I'm being stupid."
-"Yo, yo. What's up guys. It's me."
-"I suck candy"
-"I've always wanted to swim in a pool full of peanut butter."
-"You don't like peanutbutter? Whats wrong with you? You are not a normal kid"
-"Don't lip sync, this isn't Britney Spears."
-"I used to have six left feet. Now I only have one and a half left feet."
-"Your gonna pierce your nipple?!"
-"I wonder whos the one that farts alot."
-"Peanut Butter Is My Life and so is CUTE ladies."
-"Boy band is what we're categorized as. We'd much prefer Male Vocalists, but Boy Band is what we're categorized as."
-"The girls were yelling things like, 'Do you have a girlfriend?' and 'Can I have your phone number?'"
-"Fine, I'm a liar. See, I just lied."
-"Someone just asked me if I was Jesse, and i said no!"
-"You da man, Greg!"
-"It felt like his shoe was up in the air for like an hour!"
-"Yeah, he's really obsessed with his hair...but it looks good ya gotta hand it to the kid"
-"Matt has sweaty balls!"
-"He was trying to peg us!"
-"Dream Street has been a dream come true. Making records and singing with my friends Greg, Frankie, Matt, and Chris is what I really enjoy doing."
-"You can't rape the willing."
-"We gotta keep the fans happy."
-"We have to change our favorite candy, dude."
-"Hey I'm Jesse and I drive a Sharper Image."
-"I dunno, I like to smile when its natural. I'm not mad or anything. Thats my style."
-"Only if you call us Boy Wonder."
-"Not right now, not right now. Still looking..."
-"I'm really excited to play his younger self...I love football...I love the NFL...I'm really happy to be here right now."
-"Do you like my sugar rush?"
-"I had the worst dream for like two years! It was a reoccuring dream! It would pick up every night where it left off. It was about the Wicked Witch of the West and it would haunt me. I was dreading going to sleep...I was like six years old."
-"Spank me, baby, spank me!"
-"Yup, now that I'm 16, I feel ... dumber!"
-"Chris makes fun of me for singing with the Sugar Beats."
-"RETIRED!"
-"Hey, 'sup! Are you still drunk?"
-"No thanks, I want to stay mad at Matt"
-"I'd bring my little brother, Timmy. He's so much fun."
-"Have you seen that gellin' commercial? The guy's like 'I'm gellin' and he's like 'you're so not gellin'."
-"I have a little brother and a little sister. Which I love but they drive me crazy."
-"Don't you like, just want to give the rabbit trix?"