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                   WOMEN ARE COMPLEX CREATURES
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	If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman.
>> > >  If you don't, you are not a man.
>> > >  If you praise her, she thinks you are lying.
>> > >  If you don't, you are good for NOTHING.
>> > >  If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp.
>> > >  If you don't, you are not understanding.
>> > >  If you visit her often, she thinks it's boring.
>> > >  If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing.
>> > >  If you are well-dressed, she says you are a playboy.
>> > >  If you don't, you are a dull boy.
>> > >  If you are jealous, she says it's bad.
>> > >  If you don't, she thinks you do not love her.
>> > >  If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her.
>> > >  If you don't, she thinks you do not like her.
>> > >  If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait.
>> > >  If she is late, she says that's a girl's way.
>> > >  If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"
>> > >  If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"
>> > >  If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold.
>> > >  If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage.
>> > >  If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics.
>> > >  If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics of seduction.
>> > >  If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting.
>> > >  If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring.
>> > >  If you talk, she wants you to listen.
>> > >  If you listen, she wants you to talk.
	
	In short:
>> > >  So simple, yet so complex.
>> > >  So weak, yet so strong.
>> > >  So confusing, yet so desirable.
>> > >  So damning, yet so wonderful...
>> > >  ......WOMEN!!!

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                           MEN ARE MARVELOUS CREATURES
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	If you kiss him, he kisses you back.
>> > >  If you don't, he patiently waits.
>> > >  If you praise him, he says thank you.
>> > >  If you don't, he feels secure in your love.
>> > >  If you agree to his likes, you have met you fantasy man.
>> > >  If you don't, you still get along.
>> > >  If you cisit him often, he welcomes you every time.
>> > >  If you don't, he'll visit you instead.
>> > >  If you are well-dressed, he says you are beautiful.
>> > >  If you don't, you are still beautiful.
>> > >  If you are jealous, he reassures you and holds you.
>> > >  If you're not, he gives you no reason to be.
>> > >  If you attempt a romance, he sweeps you off your feet.
>> > >  If you don't, he'll love you from a far.
>> > >  If you are a minute late, he is grateful for your arrival.
>> > >  If he is late, he apologizes and makes it up to you.
>> > >  If you visit another man, he is secure that you love only him.
>> > >  If he is visited by another woman, you are secure that he loves only you.
>> > >  If you kiss him once in a while, he's appreciative of your affection.
>> > >  If you kiss often, he will always have you on his mind.
>> > >  If he fails to help you in crossing the street, you know you're a big girl.
>> > >  If he does, he shows that he'll always be there for you.
>> > >  If you stare at another man, he knows that you're only admiring.
>> > >  If he is stared at by other women, you know why--he's one hot babe.
>> > >  If you talk, he'll always listen.
>> > >  If you listen, he'll tell you anything you want to know.

	In short:
>> > >  So complex, yet so direct.
>> > >  So strong, yet so supportive.
>> > >  So dazzling, yet so humble
>> > >  So passionate, yet so marvelous...
>> > >  .....MEN!!!