| The movie starts out with Ash in a headstock chained to a bunch of Henry the reds men. Ash then begins to tell about how he got to the Middle Ages. He starts by telling how he was a normal guy with a job at S-mart and a wonderful girlfriend. Then he and his girlfriend go to a cabin where an archeologist was studying and translating the Necronomicon Exmortis, the book of the dead. Bound in human flesh and inked in blood it contained encantations and other stuff. Ash found the book and things got crazy. Dead people came to life and killed his girlfriend. Deadites infected his hand and he chopped it off at the wrist with a chainsaw. He then gets sucked in to a time space continuum and he and his car are blasted to the Middle Ages. Ash is captured by Lord Arthur and then the movie goes back to where Ash is in the headstock. Arthur tries to throw him into "the pit" and the wise man gives Ash his chainsaw and Ash escapes. Ash frees Henry the red and his men and Arthur that makes Arthur mad. Ash introduces his "boomstick." He then gets treated like a king. He gets a new hand (GROOVY!) and goes on the quest for the Necronomicon. The rest of the movie has a lot of "new" neverbefore seen footage so I won't finish. Just go buy the movie it's worth it. |
