| CHIN YEN PO'S FORTUNE FOR YOU! |
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| Chin Yen Po say.......... 1. Don't piss into the wind 2. A wise man keeps his distance, but a foolish man pets the Yetti. 3. A friend asks only for your time not your money. 4. You have an ambitious nature and may make a name for yourself. 5. A friend with weed is a friend indeed, but a friend with gold is the best I'm told!! 6. Stay off of drugs.(from the school lunch fortune cookies.) 7. He who dies with the most toys still dies. 8. Baseball wrong, man with four balls cannot walk. (thanks guys. you know who you are!) 9. Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs. 10. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me. 11. Man who rubs oil on body attracts unwanted guests (actual fortune cookie at Panda Inn) 13. One who runs on treadmill remains large gutted 14. Those who eat llama milk often find themselves with misfortune 15. Midgets are harmless and always harrass, but watch out for Wee-Man cause he'll beat your ass! 16. A tub and rub will change your day. 17. Remember to share good fortune as well as bad with your friends. 18. You will be awarded some great honor. 19. You will be unusually successful in business. 20. You will always have good luck with your personal affairs. 21. Your mentality is alert, practical and analytical. |
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