"People whose name starts with J are all sluts." - Samie
"I don't try to be cool, I'm just me, and I guess that's a little nerdy." - Samie
Samie: There's nothing worse than when your slinky gets kinky
Kyle: But when your slinky gets kinky it's not always bad
Samie: That depends on who's slinky it is
Kyle: Yes, you wouldn't want just anyone's slinky going down your stairs.
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Famous People
"Perhaps when we remember wars, we should take off our clothes and paint ourselves blue and go on all fours all day long and grunt like pigs. That would surely be more appropriate than noble oratory and shows of flags and well-oiled guns." - Kurt Vonnegut
"The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out the conservative adopts them." - Mark Twain
"For every action there is an equal and opposite government program." Bob Wells
"So they go on in strange paradox, decided only to be undecided, resolved to be irresolute, adamant for drift, solid for fluidity, all-powerful to be impotent." - Sir Winston Churchill
"It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not," - Andre Gide
"The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things." - Jilly Cooper