Gettin' Dirty With Hot, Horny & Here

Some time ago, I met a very odd person while chatting in Hotel Chat. His name confused me for a long time, until he explained to me what it meant. Hot, Horny & Here is a very cool person, and when you meet him in the Chat rooms, have many topics on hand. He's one of those chatters who likes to lurk a lot, at least, from what I've been able to figure out. Oh, and if you think his handle is odd, you should spend time with him on PowWow, and talk to him then.

Question: Is there anything you'd like to reveal about yourself?
Hot, Horny & Here: I'm not at all the person that my handle would lead you to think I am. He's Mr. Hyde to my real life Dr. Jeckyl.

Question: We've met in Hotel Chat. Why do you frequent that chat area, instead of another?
Hot, Horny & Here: It's the least labor intensive that I've found, I only have to do something when I want to post a message to someone. The clicking to get new messages can get old. . .

Question: What are your goals in life, in general and specific terms?
Hot, Horny & Here: Make as much money as possible, and buy CANADA! (just kidding) No..seriously. I'd like to wind up on the U.S. Supreme Court one of these years.

Question: What one song seems to be your personal theme? Why?
Hot, Horny & Here: Weird Al's "Everything You Know Is Wrong", because, well, most everything I do know is wrong, isn't it?

Question: What's your view on cyber relationships, and the hot topic, cyber-sex?
Hot, Horny & Here: Cyber-Relationships? Why not? My best friend is going to marry someone he met on the 'Net. (I will admit, it does seem weird to me.) the hot topic? Um...if done right, with some imagination, more than "harder, harder, harder", it's a good thing.

Question: What would you rather be doing right now?
Hot, Horny & Here: I'm not sure I should answer that...This is a family page, isn't it? No, really, probably reading a book.

Question: What do you think about being interviewed like this?
Hot, Horny & Here: It's a lot like school. really. I couldn't figure out how to use a number two pencil to bubble in my answers on the screen, so I hope this method is acceptable.

Question: What was the single most embarrassing moment of your life? Explain.
Hot, Horny & Here: That's hard. umm. . .most embarrassing? that would have to be trying to explain how I managed to crash a car and do $1500 worth of damage and not remembering doing it. I passed out after getting a shot at the doctor's office.

Question: How much money do you have in your wallet right now?
Hot, Horny & Here: Four dollars, seriously. Hey, what did you expect? I'm a college student!

Question: What's your favorite non-alcoholic drink?
Hot, Horny & Here: Mountain Dew (Hello caffeine rush)

Question: What makes you blush?
Hot, Horny & Here: Most everything, since I'm fair skinned...

Question: Why do you think we see a blue sky?
Hot, Horny & Here: Because a purple one would look weird, silly question.

Geez, And I Thought I Might Get Turned ON...

Well, If He Could Do It, So Can I!

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