Hacking With The Grifter



The Grifter is a good real-life friend of mine. He has many aliases, too many for me to name here. I think he told me his last alias count was 8. Gee, and I thought just using my initials upon entering a room was incognito... He is a man of many passions, a guy who always surprises me, and a mere mortal trapped by the boundaries of time and space. You might need something stronger than Kool- Aid to get you through this interview -- I've already switched to Grape Knee-Highs....


Question: Is there anything you'd like to reveal about yourself?
The Grifter: No, but I find that anyone around me usually finds out all my info anyways...I'm generally pretty private but my life seems to become an open book thanks to Ex-Girlfriends....bill collectors... and my Blabbermouth cat every time she picks up the phone. So I guess the answer is No....but you don't have to look very far to get the goods on Grif.

Question: What's the story behind your handle?
The Grifter: The Story?....Hmmmm....Ok...well I used to be Basehead, a little inference to online addiction that very few people picked up on. Then I was known for a while as Scarecrow....cause I was always just Hanging around chat rooms acting Brainless...then I was Basehead again, but well Basehead was getting a little too loud for his own good so I shelved him. Anyways one night me and a few friends were hanging out in PE Net (R.I.P.) without handles causing some chaos, and a few of us decided to actually give ourselves new names just for a gag. I had just seen the Movie "The Grifters" the night earlier and put up "Grifter" as my fake name for the night. But a few people really liked the Handle....and the more I thought about it the more it fit. That's what I do online sometimes, take things from other people....HTML code....little sayings and bits of wisdom...thier opinions and sometimes when absolutely neccessary their personal info. My webpage is online proof of just how I have used other peoples thoughts to increase my personal myth. And anyone who writes a chat based webpage knows that they do the same...only I being the "in your face" kinda guy I am, readily admit it.

Question: We've met irl at a radio station, where you worked as a journalist. Why did you choose this profession?
The Grifter: Well as most people who know me personally are aware I am no longer a journalist...that's not to say I won't do it again but for now I can't. I was naive when I got into it. I thought that I could operate a news gathering operation that stood on merit of fact alone and bring a degree of rationality that is missing quite often in that profession. And in many respects I was successful. I got in because I was serving a higher purpose....the public dissemination of information...and when a persons intent is pure they get places fast. But there came a point this summer when I realized to get big in news you have to be willing to invade people's lives,dig into very private nooks and cranies and find information that titilates and informs. Personally I am very unwilling to do that. I don't care who my best friends are sleeping with (as long as it's not me)...let alone some elected official. I don't think that alot of the information the public wants is really germaine to their daily lives, so I'm not going to be part of the machine that provides it to them. It's all part of what I call the "dumbing down" of western society. So I walked in pure and left jaded...just like any love affair...*Grin*

Question: What one song seems to be your personal theme? Why?
The Grifter: Hmmmm Actually there are three right now and it shifts....you know at times in your life certain lyrics fit better than others.....actually I bought this new CD today Jamiroquai "Travelling without Moving", and one song really got me.....here's a short verse

It's a wonder a man can eat
At all when things are big that
Should be small
Who can tell what Magic
Spells we'll be doing for us
And I'm giving
all my love
to this world
The song's called Virtual Insanity
The second cut is "Army Ants" by Stone Temple Pilots...here's a snippet
You don't look but you kick me
you can't feel but you hit me
you can't live with the way I pray
Why we all have to look this way
I gotta heart Pump blood, feel pain
The final Song is "Music and Politics" By the Disposable Heroes of Hiphoprisy...I won't bore you with the Lyrics but if you really want to know Grif buy the CD or e-mail me and I'll send you the lyrics.

Question: What's your view on cyber relationships, and the hot topic, cyber-sex?
The Grifter: Hmmm...that is a very loaded question...and one that's better left behind closed doors...BUT....before I go on one small disclaimer...3 months ago you would have got a different answer, but events in my life have forced me to re-evaluate my former stance...

The whole term "cyber-relationship", or "cyber friend" lost all it's meaning to me this summer when after a real bad day and a fight with my girlfriend at the time ...a really good friend of mine...who I had never spoken to off chat called me and asked if the was anything he could do to help me out. It blew my mind, anyone who has spoken to a "chat friend" over the phone for the first time knows what I'm talking about. The sudden awareness of the reality of the other people at the other end of the keyboard. I spent a couple of days thinking about his action, a simple phone call. I thought to myself..."hey that's what any real-time friend would do for me"...call me when I'm down and see if he/she could help. So I discarded the whole "Cyber" part of my online friendships....these are my friends...end of sentence.

As for online love.... we all know that our best real time relationships develop on a solid "friendship" foundation...if the people we chat with are indeed our friends, then falling in love with one of those friends should logically be a natural next step. It's not always easy though being in love with someone who lives thousands of miles away and going months,weeks, or years without actually touching them, holding their hand.Even stupid shit like buying them dinner in a cheap restaurant and killing a bottle of red wine over a plate of spagetti can become your greatest desire at times.(does it sound like I'm talking from experience yet?)

As for "cyber-sex"..anything between two consenting adults is just fine by me...but before you start rutting like two crazed weasles in heat in an open chat room ask yourself..."would I do that in public?"...if the answer is yes then be my guest but don't get offended if I or someone like me makes fun of how poorly endowed you are...*LOL*

Question: What would you rather be doing right now?
The Grifter: *Sigh*...next question please......... OK, the truth, is there's this very wonderful woman in the eastern United States who I really just want to be sharing a cup of coffee and getting to know better right now. And considering how far away I am from her it's getting me down.......next question please....

Question: Describe your idea of the perfect mate for you.
The Grifter: That's a little personal isn't it? Damn I will regret consenting to this interview won't I?.....Hmmmmm OK.....my perfect mate...she has a fire inside her that won't be denied, she's highly intelligent, very self willed and knows what she wants from the world around her. Lets see, she's also playfull and unafraid to express her sexuality. Finnally her hair is a shade of red...for some reason I like redheads and attract them.....so if there is anyone out there who fit's that bill....(and you know who you are).... e-mail me ...age, race, not important....republicans and right wing wackos need not apply...LOL

Question: Why do you handle-flip?
The Grifter: Me?...handle flip?....Noooooo......never..... LOL...OK Sometimes I want to lurk...sometimes I get into trouble and don't want my words encumbered by previous preconceptions of me...and sometimes I'm just feeling silly and want to let my imagination fly. You could not imagine the Chaos one can cause posting as A Small Grey Mouse...scurrying across a chat room floor biting people in search of a hunk of cheese......just gotta bite the right people...*Grin*

Question: What do you think about being interviewed like this?
The Grifter: Actually that list of things I'd rather be doing right now is getting longer....lemme see ....yep I'm adding "getting an exotic virus" to the list right now....

Question: What was the single most embarrassing moment of your life? Explain.
The Grifter: Oh $#!t!!!!....no...no...NOPE I'm not going to take you or the reader there...let me just suffice it to say that it involved...
Some Silly Putty
Some used Motor oil
A cat named Wendle
A large swedish girl named Inga
...and a bottle of everclear that had been distilled from some bad homemade wine
BTW it is my experience that anything "embarassing" always involves a cat and used motor oil...don't ask me why...*Shrugs his shoulders*

Question: What's your favorite non-alcoholic drink?
The Grifter: Actually you can now go down to the local convienience store and get a bottle of something called "Kick"...it's like Mountian Dew but it's made with Guaranna...which is a natural and very potent source of caffine....I actually prefer caffine and nicotine to booze anyways And with that I'm gonna have a smoke.....*Puff*


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