Mara: I'll see you later. Callista and I are going shopping.
Tahiri: Oh, I don't need to say anything. Comfortable silence is nice.
Mara: Luke, there's something I must admit...The only reason I love you is because of Timothy Zahn.
Tenel Ka: Hahahahaha...hahahaha!
Jaina: Mom, I was wondering...could you do my hair like you used to do yours?
Tenel Ka or Jaina: I can't train today; I have a spa treatment and a manicure at 1500!
Jacen: Jaina, why not?! Mom and Uncle Luke did it!
Jacen: I like torturing small, furry animals.
Tenel Ka: *twirls a strand of red-gold hair* Like, this is, like, so totally not a fact!
Han: I think it's time to upgrade to a better model of the Falcon. Let's go blow this hunk of junk up!
Leia: I love Bothan politics!
Leia: I'm going out.
Noghri bodyguard: Whatever. *grabs a beer*
Random Vong: Let's talk things out here; nobody wants a fight.
Anyone: Extremely violent, bloodthirsty, extragalactic invaders hell-bent on taking over our galaxy? Bring in the Ewoks!
Jacen: Let's not think this over a million times. Let's just do something about it before the advantage is lost!
Random Vong: How do you get the HoloNet on this thing?
Jacen: Hmm...I feel like making a rational decision that will have no bad consequences for my family and the galaxy as a whole.
Random Vong: Do you have any Neosporin? I don't want this to become a scar.
Many female Twi'leks: Is this too revealing?
Jacen: Philosophy during a war is a complete waste of time.
Tenel Ka: I love my grandmother.
Tsavong Lah: Nas Choka, take your ships down the left flank to draw fire from the main fleet. Nom Anor, keep your fleet in reserve while they expend their forces. And for Slayer's sake, don't waste your men in futile battles. If you must retreat, then retreat. There is no dishonor in that.
Vergere: Everything I tell you is a lie...I mean truth... or...Wait, give me a sec here...um....or something in between truth and lie, I guess. Jeez, I'm confusing even myself. Fifty years with the Vong does that to you, I guess.
Jacen: Be quiet, you old bird, or you'll be extra crispy.
Random Vong: I saw on Dr. Phil that aggression and violence isn't the way to live life.
Jacen: Of course there's a darkside!
Random Vong: Ouch! That really hurt, man!
Jag Fel: Please come back to me, Jaina.
Jaina: *opens her eyes* Oh, I thought you were Kyp. *goes back to sleep*
Jag: Damn.
Leia (to Jaina): *takes out slave outfit* And this outfit really dragged your father in. You want to wear it out one night?
Jaina: I think I will just settle down and marry one of those guys who adores me!
Jaina: Lowbacca. It is Lowbacca who I wish to marry.
Jag: When I told you to go kiss a Wookiee...I...I...wasn't serious.
Jaina: LIAR! You are always serious!
Jag: Come here! I...I...I love you!
Jaina: Lowie! Come here!
Jag: Look here. My father is an Imperial Baron, and I've got a reputation to uphold. When I met you, I thought- *stops dead in his tracks*
Jaina: *kisses Lowie passionately*
Jag: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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