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COSMO KRAMER

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What can I say about him that has not already bin said. He says everything we want to utter but are afraid to do so. He lives in his own fantasy land and what a land it is. Throughout the shows history he was known for his crazy and I felt great ideas. Make your own pizza, and The coffee table book about coffee tables. His ideas eventually became to fruition. His pizza idea flopped but his book flourished, he even made it to Regis and Kathy lee to promote it. Here are a few more of Kramer's great ideas.

Kramer's Great Ideas

• Operating the Peterman Reality Tour based on J. Peterman's bestselling "biography" based on anecdotes from Kramer's life.

• Using butter as an aftershave moisturizer, then accidentally frying himself while sunbathing on the roof, thereby acquiring a special Newman-tormenting scent.

• Suing Java World for millions after suffering cafe-latte burns. He later settles for a lifetime supply of free coffee.

• Selling George's interoffice envelope bearing the signatures of New York Yankees star Don Mattingly and Manager Buck Showalter.

• Instructing firemen on using shortcuts to reach fires faster (the radio scanner bought at Leapin' Larry's appliance store tells him there's a crying need for his help)

• Training Little Jerry Seinfeld, his own cockfighting champion.

• Putting Kramerica Industries to work developing a rubber bladder for oil tankers to prevent oil spills. Also, Ketchup and Mustard in the same bottle.

• Making gravel in a blender.

• Cashing in on recycling by traveling to Michigan with Newman in a postal truck full of soda bottles, because the bottle-return rate is nickel higher there.

• Insisting he deserves the $100 prize because a bank's everybody-gets-a-hello was violated when he got a "hey" instead.

• slicing his own meat, extra thin, with his own meat slicer.

• Hoarding his own blood in Newman's meat freezer to avoid the blood bank's service charge.

• Saving time by doing everyday errands in the shower, including preparing radish roses for a dinner party.

• Making sausages with Newman in Jerry's apartment.

• Suing the tobacco companies for ruining his face after he ran a smoking lounge in his apartment for three days.

• Installing a hot tub with a 16,000-BTU heat pump in his living room.

Video's of Kramer

Kramer explains why marriage sucks

Kramer tells Jerry he is a anti dentite

Sounds of Kramer

kramer tells george he is wasting his life

Kramer talks about his friend bob

Kramer gives blood to Jerry

Jerry is a sillyman