Elaine Benes
Elaine Benes is the only female member of the faboulous
four. She provides a woman's perspective on things as well
as her own view of the world. Elaine goes through boyfriends
like most women go through cereal. Every week it seems she
has a new boyfriend. Only one boyfriend, David Puddy can
satisfy her it seems. She can not stand him for more than a
few days, and then she breaks up with him only to get back
with him again shortly. She has gone out with "the Whiz" a
TV character that promoted a local merchant. With the motto
"No one beats the Whiz" the image and fascination of the
television ads slowly entered Elaine's subconcious. She was
very happy with the whiz as "no one can beat him." She is
happy until she finds out that she is going out with a TV ad
character. During a contest to see who can go without sex for
the longest, Elaine loses because of an encounter with John F
Kennedy Jr. Elaine only uses the sponge as her form of
birth control. When the sponge is to be discontinued she
scavenges the city buying the only sponges she can find in
hordes. From then on, if a man was not sponge worthy, then he
was not worth Elaine's troubles.
The Top Ten Reasons Why Elaine Hates Puddy
- He's just plain dumb.
- He listens to Christian music.
- He stares a lot.
- He loves the New Jersey Devils.
- He's a recovering germaphobe.
- He loves Arby's.
- He wears man-fur.
- He's a face painter.
- His excessive high-fiving.
- He doesn't care that she will go to hell.
Elaine dances or atleast tries to
Elaine asks kramer to pretend to be her boyfriend
Elaine and george fight over his tupe
Sounds of Elaine
no soup for the soup nazi