"I am the most annoying person I know" - Alex
"If you had to live your life again, would you? Nah, Too much work" Jorge
"Where are the pitchforks and the farmers?"
Chile as we drove by Hershey, PA
"Chile comes with subtitles because he always mumbles something at the end" Tomas
"I check the weather wherever you are, just to see if you can see the stars tonight" John Mayer
"From the Peaks of my Joy I crawl out for you. From the Depths of my Doom I crawl back into you" Sunny Day Real Estate
"How come I never see those people that do Undercover Investigations?" Tomas (Hey tom, thats why they call it undercover! Ding Dong!)
"Where is everyone? Oh I get it they are all home already, it must be friday morning." Nancy, Pointing out that people don't like to work on fridays.
"Excuse me darling, I am going to Pisa"
Jess as she politely goes to the restroom at an Italian Restaurant.
"I deliver the goods but I don't install them"
Andy explaining to Tom how he introduces him to girls but the rest was up to him.