X-Files Songs
To the tune of "It's a Small World:"
"It's the X-Files"
It's a world of fright and a world of jeers,
When you're Fox Mulder everyone just sneers,
Scully's quick to defend,
We're left hanging in the end,
It's the X-Files afterall!
[chorus]
It's the X-Files afterall,
It's the X-Files afterall,
It's the X-Files afterall,
It's the X-Files afterall!
There is just one Moon and one golden Sun,
Did she get kidnapped by an alien?
Though they've solved this one,
They're just never done,
It's the X-Files afterall!
[sing chorus again]
To the tune of "The Mickey Mouse Club March:"
"The GATB March"
G-A-T-B, G-A-T-B,
Who's the leader of our club that's made for you and me?
D-A-N A-S-C -U-L-L-Y,
Hey, there! Hi, there! Ho, there! You're as welcome as can be!
D-A-N A-S-C -U-L-L-Y,
Gillian, Anderson,
Forever let us keep our drool up high!
Come along and sing our song and join the jamboree!
D-A-N A-S-C -U-L-L-Y,
To the tune of "The Mickey Mouse Club Alma Mater:"
"An Ode to Dana Scully" as sung by Fox Mulder
Come along and say I'm wrong and do the autopsy,
D-A-N A-S-C -U-L-L-Y,
Through the years we'll be friends wherever we may be,
D-A-N A-S-C -U-L-L-Y,
Dana Scully, Dana Scully,
Forever let us hold our Sauers high!
Now it's time to say a "Hi!" to that conspiracy,
D-A-N A-S-C -U-L-L-Y,
To the tune of "When You Wish Upon a Star:"
"When You Wish to Meet a Star"
When a star is born,
They possess a gift or two,
David D.'s a star,
And he has a dog named Blue,
When you wish to meet a star,
Makes no diff'rence who you are,
Anything your heart desires will come to you,
If this obsession makes you scream,
No request is to X-treme,
When you wish to meet a star as X-Philes do,
Fate is kind,
She brings to those who love,
The sweet fulfillment of,
Their secret longing,
Like a bolt out of a zoo, [ :^} ]
Fate steps in and sees you thru,
When you wish to meet a star your dream comes true.
To the tune of "Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?:"
"Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Fluke?"
[chorus]
Who's afraid of the big, bad fluke, big, bad fluke, big, bad
fluke?
Who's afraid of the big, bad fluke?
Tra-la-la-la-la,
Long ago there was a submarine,
It encountered toxic waste,
For the big, bad, very big, bad fluke they didn't flush with
haste,
And it killed a member of the crew,
Who was IDied by his tattoo,
The ep. made me sick,
At least it was quick,
To the porto's don't go to!
[sing chorus again]
To the tune of "The Work Song:"
"Dana Scully"
[verse one]
Dana Scully, Dana Scully,
All I hear is Dana Scully,
From the moment I get up,
Till the shades of night are falling,
There isn't any let up,
I hear "them" always calling,
Calling "Go and up do the autopsy,
Go down and do the exhuming,
You can do them both together, Dana Scully!"
[verse two]
I'm always in a strife,
If I could live a normal life,
But in the middle of my dreaming "they're" screaming,
Where's my knife?!
[re-sing verse one]
To the tune of "Arabian Nights:"
"Those X-Filey Nights" as sung by Mulder and Scully
We come from the basement of the FBI,
A place in Washingto DC,
Where it's filled up with crime,
And political slime,
God, we both love bureaucracy!
Give us your aliens, and give us your ghosts, and anything else that causes
fright,
A mutant here and there, mutants everywhere,
It's another X-Filey night!
X-Filey nights, like X-Filey days,
More often than not,
We're hotter than hot,
In a lot of good ways,
X-Filey nights, cause us to bring Mace,
A fool off his guard,
Could fall and fall hard,
We'd have a new case!
To the tune of "You Ain't Never Had a Friend Like Me:"
"You Ain't Never Had an Informant Like Me" as sung by Mr. X
Well Cancer Man had a guy named Krycek,
And he almost killed your friend, Scully,
Informants are evil, they go to heck,
I'm not going, Mulder, no sir, not me!
I am smarter than those imbeciles,
Did I mention that I hate to gloat?
I'm armed and dangerous, had many kills,
But not your last informant named Deep Throat,
Mister Fox Mulder, sir, I won't come to all your pleas,
I come when I need you and that's that,
You ain't never had an informant like me,
Something big's going on, major conspiracy,
My life is threatened, Mulder you know,
You ain't never had an informant like me,
Yes sir, those people kill anyone,
You gotta watch your back,
Keep your mouth shut,
Cover your butt,
Hope that Cancer Man smokes his last pack,
If you call me again,
I won't respond, you see,
I'm not in the mood, "Later dude,"
You ain't never had an informant like me,
Can your friends do this? [he executes someone in the parking lot of the
Watergate]
Can your friends do that?
Can your friends pull this [a frozen alien embryo] out of a hat?
Can your friends go pow?
Hey lookey here,
Can your friends say "Abracadabra!" and make evidence disappear?
[rest of examples cut off cuz I didn't feel like it]
You ain't never had an informant, never had an informant,
You ain't never had an informant, never had an informant,
You ain't never, had an informant, like me!
Never had an informant like me!
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